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@BigTownPD

“Let's make the car a place of silent reflection from now on.”

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Joined March 2018
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My job is 10% cool shit and 90% telling adults to go to bed.
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My hamstrings are chasing one more 17 year old away from completely throwing in the towel
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“Bad bitches made their MySpace song Paper Planes” “..How old are you?”
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It’s been 10 years and my boss still hasn’t asked me to go under cover to infiltrate an underground street racing crew that is stealing large quantities of VCRs… so I’m thinking i might’ve made a mistake
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This album is now 24 years old. Hope everyone else feels just as shitty about it as I do
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Please don’t let it watch John Wick. Please.
Zac (@PotentProzac) profile pictureZac@PotentProzac6 Jun 2023
University of Cambridge, researchers taught an AI-programmed robot to use its machine brain to make salads on its own, after being taught by instructional videos. “We wanted to see whether we could train a robot chef to learn in the same incremental way that humans can"
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Convos at work vol 1 Coworker 1: I got punched in the face at an Andrew WK concert once. Coworker 2: You look like someone who’d get punched in the face at an Andrew WK concert. Coworker 3: If I didn’t know you and I saw you at an Andrew WK concert I’d punch you in the face.
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LT: ( to roll call) the commander is still saying no to beards for now. He doesn’t know if that policy will change anytime soon. Me: well that’s not very punk rock of him. LT: … i will be sure to let him know that
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“I’ve been mircodosing trauma for 10 years and you expect me not to say something fucked up at dinner with your friends?”
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This is important.
Matt Taibbi (@mtaibbi) profile pictureMatt Taibbi
@mtaibbi2 Dec 2022
1. Thread: THE TWITTER FILES
The fire dept the second someone at a scene is a little mean to them and PD isn’t there yet.
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Well thank god
Mona Charen (@monacharen) profile pictureMona Charen@monacharen5 Nov 2022
Other than murder, violent crime is not up. Did you know that? Violent crime is a key midterm voting issue, but what does the data say? pewrsr.ch/3Wleags
Violent crime is a key midterm voting issue, but what does the data say?

Violent crime is a key midterm voting issue, but what does the data say?

With Election Day approaching, here’s a closer look at voter attitudes on violent crime and an analysis of the nation’s violent crime rate.

pewresearch.org
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Watching a large amount of our new guys leave my department to work down south is sad. But if i was in their situation i would also be gone. Be free young ones. Never forget the shithole you came from.
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There’s no way that the first guy who figured out how to tie a tie wasn’t trying to kill himself and accidentally stumbled upon the standard for mens formal wear
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I somehow managed to break pretty much every component of the new explorer given to me in about a year. Most of it was definitely my fault.
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Justin Fenton (@justin_fenton) profile pictureJustin Fenton@justin_fenton3 Aug 2022
New: The Baltimore man who has painted hundreds of “No Shoot Zones” on sidewalks and buildings around the city was shot this morning in East Baltimore. Police say he is in serious condition..
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I just ended a work email with “H.A.G.S.” So there’s that
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I just overheard one of our newer guys say “I like that one song that’s in stranger things I think it’s Metallica”. 1. Turns out that song is Master of Puppets and you will call it that. 2. Yes that’s Metallica. 3. I’m going to be sick. 4. Everything is making me feel old
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“My car battery is dead. I bet if I got new tires my car will start.” -Kathy Hochul
Governor Kathy Hochul (@GovKathyHochul) profile pictureGovernor Kathy Hochul
@GovKathyHochul28 Jun 2022
Ever since last week’s horrific Supreme Court ruling on concealed weapons, I’ve been working on policy solutions — including calling a special legislative session for Thursday. I just met with my team to review our plan to strengthen gun laws and protect New Yorkers.
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