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Hockey, baseball, and ultimate frisbee. Plus fishing, boating, and hunting. If you think you know me you're probably wrong. ΠΚΑ

'sota & UNL
Joined February 2013
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I’m having a corona party at my apartment rn and I just sold a thing of orange juice for $20...best $20 I’ve ever made
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McDanks in Cook, MN: Some old lady “do you guys serve alcohol here?”
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Has anyone ever in history worked a full day, worked out, made a home cooked meal and cleaned up, packed a lunch for the next day, and got to bed before midnight???
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I went to four different establishments(stores) after work today and the customer service was exceptional at all of them...what a great way to end a good day #positivity
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You know you’re out of shape when you’re out of breath after making a sandwich
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me: hey are there any snacks down there? cj: just me!!!!!
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Ongoing social experiment: Leave the armrest up after sitting down on an airplane and see how long it takes the stranger next to you to put it down while imagining how rattled they are the whole time because you didn’t put it down
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When is outlook going to put the “like” button in for emails??
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Who got an allowance as a kid? RT if you did & fav if you did not Not trying to prove a point just curious
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Odds anyone that made this commercial has a valid drivers license?? @Honda #WrongWay
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TLDR: The NBA is still dumb
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Man am I going to miss the days of three, free lunches #college
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Usual family dinner pt. 2 *both parents on phones* me: what are you doing dad? dad: I’m on facebook looking for porn, Irish porn
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You know you’ve gotten to a certain point in life when you’re telling yourself to take a lap
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Usual family dinner *mom looking at phone* mom: idk my apple ID... dad: just type fuck you and send it
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