Opinionated husband, father, chef, coffee-lover with a fascination for fixing things broken. Oh...and completely sick of bullshit and excuses. Just get to work.

Oxford, Mississippi
Joined June 2009
To our fans, this team is completely locked in, living in the moment, and staying true to our 1-0 mindset for the Egg Bowl and future games. We are unbothered by anything about next year and fully trusting Coach Kiffin’s leadership to keep us moving toward our goals!
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Congratulations, you pink wine-drinking dumbfuck… you win the dumbass of the day award!
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Can we please start a national movement to outlaw fucking cream cheese in sushi rolls? Is it actually a thing in Japan? I throw myself at the feet of sushi ignorance. Let the abuse begin…
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Grocery store 😂 @CITYGROCERYOXMS Love and miss ya @coachbrucepearl Great seeing you last night 🧡
Bruce Pearl Press Conference after the Ole Miss game
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Brutal week. Local business will spent the entire rest of the year digging out of the hole his has put us in. Thank you @RobynTannehill and every single employee of the @OxfordPolice @cityofoxford for your efforts this week. This could be so much worse without it. #bettertogether
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To say the very least.
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Ole Miss TE Caden Prieskorn is called for holding. This is a horrendous call.
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Missing OXMS…but loving Savannah #bitchyandbaldy @ Mansion on Forsyth Park, Kessler Collection instagram.com/p/CRdGGzxBahI/… – at Savannah, GA
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BBB Turkey Pot Pie, butter toasted biscuit crumbs and poached, anyone. @red_beard_chef is the FREAKING bomb! #screwketo instagram.com/p/CO2h-7zBmzl/…
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Just ate one of the top 5 burgers of my life. Name the bar first and we share a glass of REALLY good. VERY old whiskey together. Location counts... instagram.com/p/CO1jEwJhA9c/…
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The family grew by one this morning. Cool Springs/Franklin BBB came into the world this morning at 273,000 lbs. Baby and mothers are all healthy and happy, if though slightly understaffed... Y’all come see us soon!! instagram.com/p/COdW7-fBXJH/… – at Franklin, TN
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Look what I found in my mailbox today! Easter weekend just got tastier. Definitely modifying my menu. Congrats, my brother. This is a beauty #everydaysagoodday @ Oxford, Mississippi instagram.com/p/CNOMNXWhXR-/… – at Oxford, MS
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Nope. This one’s on you, you turkey-neck fuckstick.
Devastating. Heidi and I are lifting up in prayer the family of the U.S. Capitol Police officer who tragically lost his life keeping us safe. He was a true hero. Yesterday's terrorist attack was a horrific assault on our democracy. Every terrorist needs to be fully prosecuted.
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The fuckery continues...
FBI put pics of wanted people and found 6 state legislators from different states in the group.
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Please forward to the drooling dipshits at FoxNews
US Justice Dept says it has NO indication Antifa played any role in Wednesday chaos at US Capitol
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You love to not see it
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Thank you, @jack.
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