The Biggest Chimp

I don't care what colour, creed, race, shape, size you are. Identify however you like. If you're a decent human being who cares for their family and let's others live their lives as they choose without hurting others, there's always a seat for you at my table.

These are the reasons that i wont be visiting the USA. Trump runs it. Thats all of them.

When are Trump and Harris going to stop using debates to trash each other and use it to actually talk policy? Its a 'I'm better than them because they're awful' campaign. It's petty.

My son was born yesterday, 25th of May, 2024 at 7:20pm GMT. He's the most perfect little man. He's huge. Born at 11lb4oz. I wouldn't trade him for anything in the world.

Don't get drawn into debates with creationists... don't do it, doooon't.... I'm doing it. It's far too entertaining.

This evening my daughter had a tantrum because she's not a panda. ..... I'm out.

youtu.be/wzwXGD_C4P0?feature… An absolute masterclass from Forrest Valkai and @Gutsick_Gibbon on human classification. If you've half hour to kill, this is definitely how to spend it.

No, it's not flat. Seriously. It's spherical. We have photos.

It really does

I'm not religious but Jesus wept. Who bombs a hospital full of children?? There is no punishment I can imagine fitting enough for the ones who pulled the trigger.

I've just walked in the mother of all rain storms. Soaked to the bone and loved it. Nature is amazing.

I find it crazy that I (me!) have more knowledge about the universe than anyone born 100+ years ago and yet I have to share the place with more flat-earthers, religious nuts ad zealots than any other time in history.

I just went to phone the vet to sort a vaccine appointment for my dog. I accidentally dialed a wrong number. Ended up speaking to a completely different vet! What are the odds?!?!

Yep

Why don't all MMA fighters have beards?!

Essential oils. They're not essential.

Trump would have been the kid who when running for class president, would have said "Nobody will have lessons and everyone gets a pool table". Idiots vote him in, nobody gets a pool table. As if he'd end the Ukraine war in 24 hours. He doesn't even know where the Ukraine is!

Today, 1990ish years ago, feck all of note happened. Happy Ishtar everyone.

My new girlfriend is very religious and has asked to discuss religion with me... so far it's not going well for her.