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I’ve been seeing many accounts talk about $WALLET for days and didn’t really pay attention until this announcement from KuCoin.
So, I checked the link on token details page, and there it is.
This is inside Web3 Wallet from KuCoin
And now I have $WALLET too
@JJcycles @nottellingyou73 @tombxbt
📢#KuCoin Alpha has Listed Token: MEME and WALLET
🗓 Trading starts now
🔁 Pair: WALLET/USDT and MEME/USDT
🌐 Network: Robinhood Chain
Discover early stage innovation and start trading in the KuCoin Alpha Zone.
👉🏻 kucoin.com/announcement/en-k…
#KuCoinAlpha #WALLET #MEME
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The $WALLET community contains some of the most mentally deluded misanthropes in all of crypto
This is very likely why they win
They will hold through the coming of the Antichrist
The arrival of Tiamat and the onslaught of the Titans themselves rearing up from Tartarus wouldn’t shake these guys out
@vladtenev has built the most insane community of zealots since the $LINK marines
Bullish
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The day after she made this post, she was found dead
Hsin-Ju was one of the nicest people I met and made this industry feel inclusive
May you rest in peace @hsinju 💜
1/ gm. gm. Name is Hsin-Ju.
I have a dark, kinda tragic personal announcement.
I've decided I'd rather take $0 than accept a settlement that requires me to stay silent about what happened to me. I have since fired my lawyers at @sanfordheisler & will be releasing all the evidence from my time @hack_vc on Wed 8/26.
INTRO: I've been in crypto for 9 years. Most recently I was a partner & head of platform @hack_vc which is a $600-700M crypto VC firm. Many of you may know me from my time as Head of Growth at @StellarOrg in 2017 (worked w/ the Mt. Gox founder), @Solana in 2018 (joined under ~10 ppl, but quit before my cliff), & @Fhenix in 2024. Or have attended one of my @DystopiaLabs ETH events (2019-now).
Last year, I was forced to work through a serious medical emergency while at @Hack_VC due to threats by @alpackaP @dbulaevsky, saying that they would blacklist me from the space if I quit before finishing the hacksummit conference & side events that I was helping with during @kbwofficial. I was working 13-14hr days, 6 days a week, sleeping 0-4 hrs a night, and had documented Graves' disease, hyperthyroidism, and severe insomnia. I repeatedly asked to quit. Hack VC refused. This + other threats and intimidation went on for almost a month.
The conditions got so bad I attempted suicide.
The fucked up part is that, even after the suicide attempt, I told everyone at Hack VC (in writing) that I had no plans to sue. I was scared & extremely sick. I just wanted to leave. I told them that as long as there was no retaliation or badmouthing - I had no plans to sue.
@Hack_VC chose to retaliate.
After just 1 month after my near suicide, Hack VC mishandled my COBRA health insurance, refused to fix things, kept shooing me to customer support (when it's legally Hack VC's responsibility to fix this), and my insurance had issues and was not fixed for almost 4 MONTHS. Hack VC did not fix everything until I hired lawyers and had them force Hack VC to adhere to the law & fix my COBRA insurance issues. The sheer cruelty of an employer harming someone's health insurance almost immediately after they nearly committed suicide is extremely fucked up.
And, even during the legal engagement, Hack VC continued to lie & attempt to harm me through their lawyers and other employees/partners (multi-million dollar carry & clawbacks can make even the nicest ppl willing to turn the other way or lie). @0xRodney @IsTheBaron @roshunpatel @Alex__Botte.
Now. Almost an entire year of engagement & my near suicide anniversary coming up, our lawyers (mine & Hack VC's) have reached the point of preparing for private mediation and settlement. And...I realized that I just can't do it. I don't want money in exchange for silence. I'd rather speak.
I fired my lawyers yesterday.
In case it needs to be said, I did a good job at Hack VC. I was only there full time for 7 months; been part-time since 2021. I got a $50k raise to $300k, $30k bonus, and promises of additional carry that would have been implemented about a week or so after my last day. I was also offered admission into the GP entity (but not sure if admission was actually completed bc it was during my medical emergency). This + my resume, should show that me suing is not a money grab; I was genuinely harmed.
I'm aware that I'm just one person (who is not rich) facing a $600-700M VC institution. I've been told by @alpackaP that he's known most of the managing partners at most VC firms for almost a decade and he could absolutely blacklist me.
I'm also painful aware that the conclusion of this will probably be extremely poor for me or death - but I've accepted it.
Sharing with other web2 & web3 VCs:
@paulg @ycombinator @500STARTUPS @a16zcrypto @PanteraCapital @dragonflyvc @RaceCapital @hosseeb @haunventures @hiFramework @ElectricCapital @blockchaincap @Delphi_Digital @variantfund @1kxnetwork @archetypevc @shimacapital @robotventures, etc.
TLDR; I’m done with continued threats, pressure, and intimidation. I'm not going to take a payout and allow Alex or Hack VC to walk away from harming me. As mentioned, I'll be dropping the evidence from my case on Wed 8/26 (or before) -- privacy be damned.
Support here (or DM) please:
ETH: 0x68c10776C5c05Cbf5B4C2318bE02D61B9f06B875
SOL: B7S8TPcWWJXTsmgG8ShoTmy8sNPuJ3Dbmt7z5gLFAveq
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Btw. Regarding $WALLET
It looks like the guy on the top of the mountain from the official @RobinhoodCrypto image is wearing the RH “Stealth Bomber Jacket”
Make of that what you will.
They didn’t simply call it a “Bomber Jacket”
They called it a “Stealth Bomber Jacket”
$WALLET
shop.robinhood.com/products/…
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Get a real grip on this.
Good luck finding another $110B public traded company launching a stealth token over the next 15 years who’s got the maximum trenching mode as @vladtenev
(no, you won’t)
$WALLET
Think about the precedent of this statement, “Circle is the first publicly traded company to mint a network token for a new blockchain.”
They just opened up the floodgates for other publicly traded companies to mint network tokens
Aka, Robinhood with $WALLET
Plus $WALLET was launched in stealth fully diluted so no trouble with SEC
September 29th is going to be fun 🔮
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$WALLET alpha just got a lot harder to dismiss.
A Definitive vault bought 27.49M $WALLET across 30 buys on launch day.
That same account later sent $TIBBIR directly to mickym.eth — tied to Micky Malka, founder of Ribbit Capital and a longtime Robinhood shareholder.
Follow the money further and separate TIBBIR + WALLET capital paths start converging on the same wallets.
This is way past “same branding” now.
How many coincidences does the market need before it starts pricing the network behind them?
Someone explain that one. 🐸🪶
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$WALLET Updated Thesis. After many rounds of going through all the research and LLM. NFA. But I'm balls deep.
The $WALLET Paymaster Protocol
I. What The Paymaster Actually Is
Pimlico's SingletonPaymasterV7 (0x7777...834C) is not merely a gas sponsor. It is the settlement router for a cross-chain, AI-driven capital management system.
The paymaster operates in two modes:
$WALLET isn’t a PEPE, WIF or BONK trade.
It’s not a launchpad bet like PONS either.
If backend fees ultimately accrue from Robinhood Chain activity as what was researched and on top of that the tokenized stocks. We are talking about a whole new financial layer which ultimately combines both Tradfi and DeFi
The real comps are $HYPE, $SOL, $BNB and $ETH.
You’re betting on the economic layer of the chain, not one app on it.
Raise your targets. It’s like buying ETH and BNB at ICO prices.
You should get a bag anon.
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This is very important so I am going to explain this as simple as possible because people won’t read the full report:
- robinhood:0x2e8c31162b855a2ffa90f6f8634643ad6f111e18 already has $40M+ of liquidity across 40+ pools. That’s about 1/6 of all LP on Robinhood Chain.
- In the last week alone, 10 new pools opened against robinhood:0x2e8c31162b855a2ffa90f6f8634643ad6f111e18 (ICOIN, ORBIO, FATCOIN, MEME, RSTR, DRILL, NUDES, PONS, DGAME, MOO). Eight of those formed in just six days.
- Example: The robinhood:0x2e8c31162b855a2ffa90f6f8634643ad6f111e18/$BONER pool went live and in seven days became the #1 venue for BONER, handling 35–37% of all BONER volume. New pairs are already taking 15% of robinhood:0x2e8c31162b855a2ffa90f6f8634643ad6f111e18's ~$36M daily tape.
- As this continues, more tokens launch against robinhood:0x2e8c31162b855a2ffa90f6f8634643ad6f111e18, more volume routes through robinhood:0x2e8c31162b855a2ffa90f6f8634643ad6f111e18, and more robinhood:0x2e8c31162b855a2ffa90f6f8634643ad6f111e18 gets locked as inventory in those pools. Liquidity compounds.
The key here is none of this is priced into robinhood:0x2e8c31162b855a2ffa90f6f8634643ad6f111e18. To most people it’s just a dog meme sitting on a NVIDIA pair.
So what does this mean if you actually value it as the liquidity layer for stock memes on a chain with no native token (removing any memetic value)?
Bear case: $20–90M. Meta stalls, bridges stay small, stocks never route through it.
Base case: $500M–$1.2B. 15 decent meme stocks, handling a real but not dominant share of their flow. 2–5x from here.
Bull case: $2.7–12B. 30 memes, two runners, stocks start pairing through robinhood:0x2e8c31162b855a2ffa90f6f8634643ad6f111e18.
Extra bull: $8.5–40B. robinhood:0x2e8c31162b855a2ffa90f6f8634643ad6f111e18 becomes the actual money of the Robinhood Chain meme-stock economy.
The probability-weighted expected valuation is $3.7 billion market cap (at 19x from today)
There is no Robinhood token. robinhood:0x2e8c31162b855a2ffa90f6f8634643ad6f111e18 is the closest thing to a proxy because it already sits at the center of the liquidity, the NVDA vault, and the new pairs.
The market is still pricing the meme. It is not pricing the infrastructure.
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My point is the ebbs and flows of attention don't matter as much as equity-related TVL going up and to the right
If that happens consistently, persistently, undyingly, then we're witnessing the original vision come true:
every form of value trading onchain 24/7/365
Yes, memestonks are driving the growth in robinhood TVL rn, but my thesis is that this TVL will be far more permanent than it was in prior cycles
What possible reason could you have to bridge back to TradFi if you have onchain access to everything TradFi has to offer?
Oh, maybe it's because you only want to trade Monday-Friday 9:30 a.m. to 4 p.m.?
Or you like doing KYC?
Or you like giving yield opportunities to banks?
Keeping my mind open to the possibility that this is inning one of the greatest migration in financial history
It will take years, and obviously lots of factors could derail the thesis, but I'm trying to resist the apathy that seems to have infected crypto's old guard
Every new movement in this industry has looked like childish games... until all of a sudden it doesn't
sir this is retarded lol. they're reflection tokens, there is nothing knew under the sun. the psychology is the same. once they exceed a specific marketcap, the drip becomes insignificant and becomes an obsolete part of the thesis, remember what we're trading here.. attention
teapaw.org/gaintheory_/status/209…
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I don’t want to take anything away from Pons — nor could I.
They’ve put up incredible numbers and may very well be the first project on Robinhood Chain to touch $1B.
But if the $WALLET thesis is correct, I believe the market will eventually have to price something entirely different.
If and when that happens, $WALLET could do laps around whatever market cap Pons is sitting at.
Different thesis. Different ceiling.
Position accordingly.
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$WALLET launched 7/9/2026
Shared publicly on 7/11/2026
Been sharing all the due diligence every day ever since
If you miss this opportunity, it’s truly on you
🔮
Research $WALLET on Robinhood chain
The only very interesting thing I’m seeing
0x0339f5459FC690aC85F1782e15782A151b4A9E1b
I bought some, fyi
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Brother Adam.
The President launched two official meme coins, then gutted the regulators and installed his people.
No securities law talk until the next administration.
Read the room my nigga.
Seriously? What’s the concern you ask, @vladtenev? The list of concerns is almost existential.
U.S. securities laws are in place to protect investors. For good reason, we spend millions and millions of dollars every year to comply with U.S. securities laws. In good. conscience, how can Robinhood as a U.S. company set up an operation in far offshore Jersey, an island 3000 miles away, and market a security sort of posing as AMC in some shape or fashion, and not comply with U.S. securities laws. That is shocking and shameful.
Our past issuance of equity to strengthen our balance sheet was vital to our success. Your setting up some kind of fictitious synthetic equity market decouples stock token ownership from a company’s ability to control its own capital raising efforts.
Share ownership gives shareholders various rights, including the right to vote their shares. Your stock token pretend to be some form of stock ownership, but disclosures to the contrary notwithstanding, they are not ownership and they deprive investors of their rights.
This quasi-fake market you are creating on the island of Jersey sows distrust amongst the public about financial markets in general. There already is distrust in financial institutions, you are potentially making it far worse.
These are but a few of my concerns about your actions.
I hereby call on you and Robinhood to voluntarily CEASE AND DECIST the trading of AMC stock tokens. If you don’t, our high priced securities counsel has been asked to see whether we can force you to stop.
I also wonder how can the SEC possibly support your sham ignoring of U.S. securities laws. You can be sure we will be asking them.
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US securities laws exist to advance the interests of the United States
the interests of the United States are advanced by widespread adoption of the US dollar, internationally as well as demand for US debt
stablecoins advance both. stables are primarily used as collateral for speculation - and their liquidity/ fungibility into useful assets makes them far stickier
the idea that tokenized equities only accessible to non US investors is damaging US investors more than... checks notes ... respecting the preferences for "investor protection" from a guy who calls himself "The Silverback" in his X Bio and jammed repeated equity dilution (including an 'APE' token) down the gullets of retail investors to pay himself enormously while his stock implodes is laughable
Robinhood will win as the inevitable arc of history moves towards every asset moving on chain, and being traded by machine intelligence that compounds capital upon itself
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To recap this mornings drama:
CEO hears about tokenized stocks for the first time and immediately tries to do a citizens arrest on twitter
Meanwhile, the tokenized stocks were carefully setup in a legal manner by a former sec commissioner
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what a fucking clown
Seriously? What’s the concern you ask, @vladtenev? The list of concerns is almost existential.
U.S. securities laws are in place to protect investors. For good reason, we spend millions and millions of dollars every year to comply with U.S. securities laws. In good. conscience, how can Robinhood as a U.S. company set up an operation in far offshore Jersey, an island 3000 miles away, and market a security sort of posing as AMC in some shape or fashion, and not comply with U.S. securities laws. That is shocking and shameful.
Our past issuance of equity to strengthen our balance sheet was vital to our success. Your setting up some kind of fictitious synthetic equity market decouples stock token ownership from a company’s ability to control its own capital raising efforts.
Share ownership gives shareholders various rights, including the right to vote their shares. Your stock token pretend to be some form of stock ownership, but disclosures to the contrary notwithstanding, they are not ownership and they deprive investors of their rights.
This quasi-fake market you are creating on the island of Jersey sows distrust amongst the public about financial markets in general. There already is distrust in financial institutions, you are potentially making it far worse.
These are but a few of my concerns about your actions.
I hereby call on you and Robinhood to voluntarily CEASE AND DECIST the trading of AMC stock tokens. If you don’t, our high priced securities counsel has been asked to see whether we can force you to stop.
I also wonder how can the SEC possibly support your sham ignoring of U.S. securities laws. You can be sure we will be asking them.
