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In light of the dawning of the age of X-quarius, I have a few suggestions for the X CEO, Elon Musk. Xvideos. Obvi. Upvoting - Uber X. XXX for repeating x's on a cadence. X employees - X-Men. DMs - X-Rays. edit button - X post facto. I'm sure all are completely original.
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New X, same terrible reply button performance. Same terrible owner who doesn't keep enough staff to fix such things.
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Created by Publicis agency Marcel, the film titled spotlights the skills of the French men’s national team—or does it? Orange brilliantly takes a stand in favor of women’s football and vs. misogyny. Read more: adweek.it/3pOfkpv fb.watch/lWCgkG1O6S/ via @FacebookWatch
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This is a much bigger deal than calling up some reserves to Europe for a summer vacation.
I told y'all they're coming after Obergefell.
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We need this to be a weekly Congressional feature.
LMFAO, Rep. Katie Porter for the win with her Jeopardy prop! 🤣🤣🤣
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Irony alert. Someone being banned from something called the "Freedom" caucus. "We're all about freedom, but not for you. You suck"
BREAKING— Marjorie Taylor Greene has been KICKED OUT of the so-called Freedom Caucus following an internal vote. The straw that broke the camel's back was apparently Marge's feud on the House Floor with Lauren Boebert.
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What the hell kind of idiot voluntarily limits access to their own social media platform? No way something else hasn't gone haywire. Not even Elmo is that stupid. Today is the day that Twitter's death begins. I expected it to last until after the 2024 elections. #RIPTwitter
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.@TwitterSupport what do I do about this rate limited error? I am not using the API or anything. I am also obviously not a bot. Twitter seems to be very glitchy since Elmo took over and fired everyone.
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Great job, @POTUS and the CPB! Thank you for keeping us safe and thank you @MarshaBlackburn for making sure we know about the Democrats' successful border interdiction efforts.
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Someone needs to start suing Canada for ruining our summer with bad air quality from their neverending fires. Get your shit together, Canada.
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If you see this, you’re obligated to list your 5 favourite footballers of all time (not in any order): Gerrard, Suarez, Salah, Van Dijk, Alisson.
If you see this, you’re obligated to list your 5 favourite footballers of all time (not in any order): Steven Gerrard Gareth Bale Joe Allen Robbie Fowler Mo Salah
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Mexico fans = trash. Ending the game early is the only thing the ref got right. They should be playing their next home game in an empty stadium.
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Total fucking embarrassment in every respect by Mexico.
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Man these American soccer players need to learn how to fight. You put an open hand to the face and you're getting a red card. You might as well take the guy down and fuck him up and get a red anyway.
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Mexico has been embarrassing. In play for 68 minutes, and now in...whatever that was. Dos a cero again? Could be worse. Bienvenidos a CONCACAF, Folarin. I'll never understand why you wanted any part of this.
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That's how you do it Pulisic you selfish glory hog. Perfect service from Weah, textbook wide attacking play. Should have made it 3 if Pulisic had passed to Balogun.
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Bot attack still continues. After mass following they are now doing mass unfollows to mess up Twitter algorithms. But thanks to you, thank to your being here, sharing and commenting, I am able to continue sharing information about our fighting with the world. I am so honored to have each of you as my followers. Thank you!
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Help requested, St. Paul. What is the origin story of Succession's Tom Wambsgans? Grade school? High school? Neighborhood? Where did his parents work? Where did he buy wine? There's a scene where Shiv is wearing a UMN tee, so use this information. UG or grad school is unclear.
*St Paul tweet* I’m more convinced than ever that Tom Wambsgans did not go to SPA or Minnehaha or any private high school. I think he went to Highland or maybe even Central. He’s a striver and doesn’t have the self-assuredness of the genuinely privileged.
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EDIT: Apparently he went to Cornell. So Cornell UG, Carlson grad school? Of course he could just have the shirt but why so many years later if he's not an alum? Interesting. My guess is grew up in Highland Park or Mac-Groveland, went to CDH on scholarship.
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