
@Parasite_wtf | Senior BIP💩110 Antagonist - Global economics, nature, TOOL👁️ gaming, traveling, DIY, guns, science, space 🚀 home mining, and ⚡Bitcoin⚡
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If @LukeDashjr can claim that his new shitcoin is the real Bitcoin, then I can claim that he's a pedo.
Only difference is, he's 100% wrong, and I'm more than likely correct.
A BLAKE2b Hardfork morning.
>wake up
>open Discord chat
>read new decrees set forth overnight
>self-flagellate for your weakness
>click online confession tab
"Forgive me father for I have sinned."
"Go on my son."
"This week I accidentally referred to Bitcoin as Bitcoin and not Spamcoin as instructed."
“You are forgiven. This time. Now go say an Our Father Luke, a Hail Kratter and a Glory Be to Mechanic.” 😂
Hey everyone, I'm still alive and kicking. I've had a lot going on in my personal life the last few months and have mostly stepped away from social media for the time being.
I hope you're all doing well.
This is my new favorite game. Its better than @ARCRaidersGame was at its peak
🔥Active Matter Is Now Available On PC, PlayStation 5, And Xbox Series X|S!🔥
Operatives, the door to the Multiverse is open!
If you purchased the early version from the Gaijin Store, you can get the Steam edition at no extra cost until November 23rd.
▪️New Harmonization Cycle
With the release, the next Harmonization Cycle begins, featuring new rewards. Merits have been introduced — earn them throughout the Cycle and exchange them for prizes, including items from previous Cycles.
⚡️At launch, we’ve expanded raid loot: legendary weapons can now be found in raids across the Multiverse. We’ve also streamlined the Shelter and inventory management so you can organize your base more intuitively, gear up faster, and dive back into raids sooner.
▪️"Premium" Becomes "Deluxe"
With the release, the Premium Edition has been upgraded and renamed to the Deluxe Edition, now packing even more weapons, in‑game currency, and a second additional Body Sleeve — "Knight." All existing Premium Edition owners will receive these upgrades automatically and for free.
▪️Music
The game features over a hundred tracks by independent composers and guest artists, including Akira Yamaoka. The soundtrack is available separately on Steam or as part of the Deluxe Edition, and will be released on streaming platforms later.
📢 Check your gear, assemble your squad, and stay tuned — we’ll soon also share the roadmap for Active Matter’s future development. The most dangerous raids are still ahead!
#ActiveMatter #Gaming #GamesNews
⚡BitBuyer313⚡ retweeted
79 minutes ago, someone hit the 19th hardest Bitcoin block in history, with a 1.02E share—nearly 8,000x the network difficulty of 127T.
The sad part is that they’re mining to ViaBTC and probably don’t even realize it, nor will they get anything beyond their daily pool earnings.
⚡BitBuyer313⚡ retweeted
Replying to @emilykschrader
So exposing a global child sex trafficking ring is now antisemitic? Gotcha.
⚡BitBuyer313⚡ retweeted
LIQUID NETWORK UPDATE: INCIDENT REPORT
Status as of September 8, 2026, 19:10 UTC
What Happened?
On September 6, 2026 at 15:53:10 UTC (Liquid block 4,050,336), a vulnerability in the open-source Elements software related to how Liquid nodes cache range proof verifications was exploited, resulting in the creation of ~4,000 LBTC that were not backed by bitcoin held in reserve.
The individual(s) responsible for the exploit then used the SideSwap service, a Liquid Federation member that holds a peg-out authorization (PAK) key, to convert the unbacked LBTC to BTC via Liquid’s standard peg-out mechanism. Because the validation failure occurred at the transaction level before the peg-out was initiated, both SideSwap’s node and the Liquid Network’s globally distributed functionary nodes accepted the LBTC as valid. The functionaries processed the peg-out as authorized, releasing approximately 4,000 BTC through SideSwap’s whitelisted bitcoin address, which SideSwap then forwarded to the address specified by the exploiters. Before the incident, the Liquid reserve held approximately 4,205 BTC. Following this peg-out and additional peg-outs processed before operations were halted, the reserve balance fell to 197 BTC.
Key Clarifications
No keys were compromised. The Liquid Federation functionaries were not hacked, and no private keys were compromised. The peg-out mechanism that authorizes withdrawals to whitelisted addresses operated as designed.
Other Liquid-issued assets were not affected. USDT and other tokens issued on the Liquid Network were not impacted by the vulnerability, though they are temporarily unavailable while the network remains paused.
Investigation is ongoing. As is common in complex critical-system failure investigations, this incident arose from the convergence of several individually low-probability factors that interacted in ways that ultimately defeated the system's built-in redundancies. More detail will be shared in forthcoming communications.
What Steps Have Been Taken To Recover The Assets?
The individual(s) responsible for the exploit left a public message on the bitcoin mainchain identifying themselves as white-hat security researchers and requesting contact to address the vulnerability.
Patch deployed. Blockstream identified and deployed a patch to the Liquid Network’s bridge nodes, which was completed on September 7 at 01:09 UTC, ensuring the vulnerability is no longer exploitable.
Partial fund recovery. On September 7 at 16:09:25 UTC (Liquid block 965,950), the exploiters returned 3,400 BTC to the Liquid Federation peg wallet. Approximately 598.5 BTC (15% of the total) remains outstanding. Discussions between Blockstream and the individuals responsible are ongoing to secure the return of the remaining funds.
What Comes Next?
Our immediate priorities are recovering the remaining funds and resuming normal network operations safely and as quickly as possible.
Software update in progress. A fix for the exploited vulnerability has been developed and is undergoing multiple rounds of internal and external review. Blockstream is preparing an emergency release of Elements (v23.3.4), which is expected to be released as soon as possible, but within approximately 48 hours.
Network restoration. Once the software update is finalized, Liquid Network functionary operators will perform additional adjustments to resume full functionality and restore the corrected network state, including rejection of the invalid peg-out.
Ongoing updates. We will continue to provide detailed updates as the situation progresses.
What You Should Know
The Liquid Network remains offline at this time, while we work on reviewing the security fixes and network resumption code and coordinate with the white hat hacker towards timely resumption of the network with 1:1 backing for BTC. While the network is paused, users cannot transact on Liquid. If you operate a Liquid node, please watch for the emergency Elements release and follow the upgrade instructions when available. Users do not need to take any proactive steps to protect their funds at this time.
The Liquid Federation and its members are committed to resolving this incident in coordination with Blockstream and to resuming normal operations as soon as it is safe to do so.
⚡BitBuyer313⚡ retweeted
Update on the @Liquid_BTC incident:
4:46 AM PDT - Blockstream: "Bridge nodes are patched, safe to return the funds." (PGP-signed; answers the 8:27 PM condition)
mempool.space/tx/87dc0a20099…
5:43 AM PDT - WHH: "plz confirm again that we are sending the coins back to bc1qdlld6antmv4xug242ed83q7k4rqw50cwfns38szx4qu2f4jwaxxsuhwxxr / More details about the vuln fix:" [+ PGP-encrypted details to Blockstream]
mempool.space/tx/0256e33797a…
8:31 AM PDT - WHH: [PGP-encrypted message to Blockstream, no plaintext]
mempool.space/tx/46561143407…
9:09 AM PDT - WHH: RETURNS 3,400 BTC to the federation wallet bc1qdlld6antmv4xug242ed83q7k4rqw50cwfns38szx4qu2f4jwaxxsuhwxxr; keeps 598.49955894 BTC (~15%). No message attached.
mempool.space/tx/a6d697a2526…
9:51 AM PDT (broadcast, not yet mined) - WHH: [PGP-encrypted message to Blockstream, no plaintext]
mempool.space/tx/e56af6b9f88…
10:40 AM PDT (broadcast, not yet mined) - Blockstream: [encrypted to hacker's key, PGP-signed by [email protected] at 10:35 AM PDT — signature verified; sent from a new address bc1q57fqwl04n6fsnyd579zs7nlzywzsr5ftv5es49]
mempool.space/tx/136612fc561…
11:07 AM PDT (broadcast, not yet mined) - WHH: [PGP-encrypted message to Blockstream, no plaintext; spends the 1,000 sats from Blockstream's 10:40 AM message, so it is a reply to it]
mempool.space/tx/fcd06c1bcb3…
The discussion between @Blockstream and the white-hat hacker (WHH) regarding the ~4000 BTC from @Liquid_BTC is happening in public. It seems to be their preference over email. As it's hard to follow the chain of messages in OP_RETURN, here's a summary with links.
11:30 AM PDT - WHH: "we are whitehats. contact us on chain"
mempool.space/tx/c103de95817…
12:31 PM PDT - Blockstream: "Please contact [email protected]"
mempool.space/tx/91271efcbb5…
6:49 PM PDT - Blockstream: [encrypted to hacker's key, PGP-signed by [email protected]]
mempool.space/tx/bd81219691e…
7:20 PM PDT - WHH: "sending most back to bc1qdlld6antmv4xug242ed83q7k4rqw50cwfns38szx4qu2f4jwaxxsuhwxxr, is that ok"
mempool.space/tx/3a3eac4a263…
8:27 PM PDT - WHH: "Please fix the bug first. The chain is under risk at latest commit right now. Make sure every node is patched. Then we will transfer the money back safely after confirming the fix." [+ PGP-encrypted details to Blockstream]
mempool.space/tx/83825b2135d…
8:30 PM PDT - Blockstream: "Yes, thank you." (PGP-signed; answers the 7:20 question, not the 8:27 one — confirmed in the same block)
mempool.space/tx/8a444eed65c…
Status as of 9:12 PM PDT: ~3,998.5 BTC still unmoved, no further messages from either side.
Hacker address: mempool.space/address/bc1ql4…
When you're in denial and haven't accepted filing for bankruptcy yet.
🚨 New COLDCARD firmware is out: 5.6.2 for Mk4/Mk5 and 1.5.2Q for Q.
View TRNG Words is back. We also added an offline tool to verify dice-roll or coin-flip mixing, USB ncry v3, and more transaction, Virtual Disk, firmware and wallet-state fixes.
Please update promptly:
coldcard.com/downloads
Full notes:
blog.coinkite.com/coldcard-f…
⚡BitBuyer313⚡ retweeted
This is not recognized as a Patoshi block by
@w_s_bitcoin's tool, but it is a miner from Satoshi's era who hadn't moved their 50 BTC coinbase reward until today
"Lost coins" are impossible to prove and people using that as a justification for forks that freeze UTXO are clowns
💤 A dormant address containing 50 $BTC (4,000,574 USD) has just been activated after 16.5 years!
whale-alert.io/tx/bitcoin/fc…
Killer game 🔥🔥🔥
We are so extremely grateful and amazed by your support. It is truly an honor to see you all play our game.
THANK YOU!
#Dawnwalker
Now that @LukeDashjr has launched his very own shit coin, hes selling his computer chair where hes spent countless hours over the last year brainwashing his followers.
Peace bitch ✌️
OCEAN and Luke Dashjr announce today that, by mutual agreement, Luke Dashjr has separated from OCEAN, resigning as Chairman, Chief Technology Officer, and director.
Link to the joint statement press release here: prnewswire.com/news-releases…





























