I gotta get this off my chest… once and for all, I just need to offer a full throated explanation of why @danieltigertv is way more john blaze than @MisterRogers28
In honor of this teacher of the month nominee, I’m thinking of all the terrible language that educators adopted from cops with @amirtaron atlantablackstar.com/2021/04…
#StuffTeachersandCopsSay no more detention. Afterschool, Saturday, lunch, or otherwise. No more keeping kids in detention. When you say it out loud, it doesn’t even sound right. No more detention.
#StuffTeachersandCopsSay let’s go ahead and retire any references to being on probation or probationary periods. And if you’re using the word parole with kids, you’re already doing it wrong.
when black teenagers would text each other to run up in Gamestop, they were thugs....when white investors do the same thing on Reddit, it’s power to the people...
if God didn’t want us to dig up our noses, why did he make our fingertips the perfect circumference to fit into our nostrils? smmfh life is just so crazy
you know that juice that be at the bottom of the container after all the wipes are gone? that Clorox juice? i be lookin at it like “mannn, i could clean a whole bathroom with this juice...” #CloroxJuice
then i think “they should sell Clorox Juice anyway, I guarantee you some idiot would buy it...” and i feel smart again😎
and then I think about what type of idiot would actually buy Clorox Juice and the idiot is me and i feel dumb again😔
#CloroxJuice
but seriously, if they sold Clorox Juice I would totally buy a three pack, go to my car, put on a different hoodie and come back in and buy another three pack and think i was doin it real big😎
i just can’t get over how weird 2020 has been. #CloroxJuice
and then sometimes I’ll pour the old Clorox juice into a new container of wipes. just pour it all over the wipes like i’m basting a turkey, and then shake it up and let the wipes marinate so that the wipes are extra juicy... #CloroxJuice
open.spotify.com/track/1AkxQ… @delabracadabra i don’t know how you do it but you always do🙌🏾