@BladeCunningham

Blog boy @palaceofpistons, beat-maker, Wine Boy, Eleanor Roosevelt lookalike. Putting thugs in ditches when my trigger finger itches.

 Florence, Italy
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Joined April 2008
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"Brooke, fetch me my formal bandanna, I don't want to look silly in court."
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Percentages. Do. Not. Matter. NBA teams will never treat you like a threat if you dont have the volume to force them to respect you. Isaiah Stewart's three point shooting is a perfect example of this. Ausar simply must attempt multiple midrange jumpers every single game.
Full Court Press
@fcpnba18h
Ausar Thompson says he must be more aggressive seeking his shot early when defenses play off him. Ausar Thompson: “When teams play off, I gotta do that off-rep, not wait until we're down 20 to start doing that. They don't see me as a threat.” (via @omarisankofa)
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This is my entire reasoning behind my belief the Pistons are set up to contend if they make a move for a second shot creator. They have the three point volume this year that they didn’t last season. If they get that second star, teams can’t overplay any aspect of their offense
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Kind of glad the Pistons went as cold as they did against New York last night, we can move off of the "unsustainable shooting" narrative early and focus on the actual pros and cons of this team.
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Im not really a big Hasan guy, but seeing all the bad faith crap thrown at him over the past couple years by scumbags like Ethan Klein and Scott Jennings start to fall apart in the span of a couple days is extremely gratifying
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Starting to think the Pistons may never get Malik Beasley back…
Shams Charania
@ShamsCharaniaOct 27
Former NBA player Malik Beasley will enter a guilty plea on Dec. 9 with the Department of Justice over his role in bribery and betting scheme on his NBA play, his attorney Steve Haney tells ESPN.
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First Franz, now Yaxel. I gotta stop underrating these guys who come into the league who are already above average at everything. Having one elite tool just isn’t as valuable as it used to be.
Underdog NBA
@UnderdogNBAOct 27
YAXEL First rookie with a 30-10-5 game this season
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Jasper Apollonia retweeted
PistonOfTheDay@PistonOfTheDayOct 26
The Detroit Pistons have been 1st in the East since November 7, 2025. No was has overtaken them for nearly one full calendar year in the regular season standings.
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I hope they play this on repeat when he’s inducted into the HOF one day
Philadelphia 76er LeBron James@Philly_ASAOct 26
Lmaooo
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The offensive overhaul is why I think this is the year for Trajan Langdon to take a big swing at the trade deadline. This team is better than last year’s team, you have a legit shot to get to the Finals imo
Brew@IamBrewsterOct 26
The Pistons are going to win a ton of games again this year and everyone will just call them regular season try-hards The reality is they completely overhauled their offense and it’s pretty obvious if you watch them for even a quarter
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I also have Chauncey over J Kidd all-time so this tracks
EPOCH Basketball Stats@EPOCHhoopsOct 26
Top 25 Players in Total Playoff Impact since 1997
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The “no spacing did nothing to address their issues this offseason” Pistons are 3-0 with the 4th most made threes per game of any team in the NBA. Will any of the dummies who got it so wrong in their season previews recognize how little they understand basketball? I doubt it!
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90% of the NBA twitter/podcast space is still living in 2016. You can’t properly analyze the NBA if you aren’t willing to change with the same rapidity the league does
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If you are planning on voting for this absolute clown freak Mikey “Bouche the Douche” Bouchard please let me know ASAP so I can purge you from my timeline. This guy has always been a creepy scumbag loser piece of shit and always will be.
Michael Bouchard
@BouchardforMIOct 24
Christina Hines has made it clear she does not respect veterans or service members. She said I’ve never worked hard and now she’s called me a coward. I fought for this country. My friends and fellow veterans put their lives on the line for this country. Shame on her. Veterans aren't cowards.
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With center being by far the weakest position on the Pistons roster, I’m totally fine with Duren taking some time to fully heal. Let’s see what Tolu can do with added opportunity.
Omari Sankofa II@omarisankofaOct 24
Jalen Duren (right hamstring strain) is OUT tomorrow against Philly. Ausar Thompson (left ankle sprain) is questionable.
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Jasper Apollonia retweeted
Zariq
@zariqxavierOct 24
The Detroit Pistons best offensive player to start the year
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Currently in the process of creating the next generation of Italian Pistons fans, you’re welcome @DetroitPistons feel free to fly me to Detroit for the playoffs as a thank you
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Still time to hop on the bandwagon folks!!!
Jasper Apollonia@BladeCunninghamOct 22
The Pistons shot 40 threes against the Celtics on Tuesday. They shot 40 threes all of SEVEN TIMES last year. If you’re still under the impression this offense lacks shooting, this is the time to re-evaluate that position.
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No because this isn’t actually about competitiveness, it’s just an excuse for owners so they don’t get yelled at by their fan bases when they refuse to spend money
Bob Nightengale
@BNightengaleOct 23
Will this World Series save baseball? Payrolls matter not for Brewers and Rays usatoday.com/story/sports/ml…

Will this World Series save baseball? Payrolls matter not for Brewers and Rays

The Brewers and Rays have proven that competitive balance exists, with each vying for their first World Series championship in franchise history.

usatoday.com
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The Griselda come up was so crazy man. They put the whole game on notice. You just had to be there.
bum
@BattleRapBumOct 22
I loved that shit too lol
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Seeing a lot of people attack this girl for being a weird racist freak without asking whether or not she’s actually mad that he isn’t being Muslim enough for her
Richard Gaisford@richardgaisfordOct 22
Illuminating exchange with a 19 year old voter in Detroit, worried about @AbdulElSayed’s name. @AJEnglish #Midterms2026 #Michigan
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