kate 🛸 retweeted
Oprah Winfrey:
Worth over $3.2 billion, lectures us about income equality.
Gives parenting advice, but has no children.
Gives marital advice, never been married.
Am I wrong for asking why people are taking her advice? 😂🤷🏽♂️
Saw a guy today riding his bike with a mask on but no helmet. Seems a lot more likely that you’ll fall off your bike and bang your head while riding a bike than you are to catch a virus 🧐
kate 🛸 retweeted
AUGUST will be YOUR best month. YOU WILL RECEIVE UNEXPECTED BLESSINGS, good news, and miracles ALL month long. You will be happy again. You will heal. You will grow. You will flourish into the person you are destined to be. You will finally be at peace, you deserve it. 💛
So Eliza expects me to believe that her and Bob’s relationship is some fluffy fairytale with zero drama? Sweetie 🧐
kate 🛸 retweeted
Kanye: God said if you f**k with my vision, I’m gonna f**k with yours.
Meanwhile, God: 👁👄👁












