How can you have all of these opinions while you’re playing solitaire instead of watching the game @stephenasmith?

I took a nap through Q2 and halftime, btw.

IYKYK

This day’s too long to be this poopy.

Seriously, I need to work harder on not making fart noises when the other team shoots FTs. 😂

I really do love how these uniforms look on TV.

Pacers time. 💛💙

There is nothing more disappointing than going to take a big drink of the biggest fountain Dr. Pepper you could order for pick-up… and finding out it’s Coke.

I’m ignoring the Colts this week… unless Steichen is canned tomorrow morning.

WHO JINXED SPENCER?!

I gotta quit planning to do stuff during the second half of these games. Stops me from running my mouth on the internet.

I think the Colts need the Alvin & the Chipmunks guys for play calling.

I like this McGowan guy.

Simone, you better scold him for that later.

Wasn’t gonna crack open the Christmas tree cakes but now feels like a good time.

3rd and 467,325

We should get free McNuggets every time DJ gets sacked.

‘Cause nooow I’m stroooonger… than yesterday… 👏🏼👏🏼