Honourable Goober the Ween || they/them 🍉

truly and unequivocally we’re all just living through this meme lmaooooooo

The best feedback I ever read was in an ao3 bookmark and it just said something like “I don’t masturbate to fic, but if I were ever to do it, this would be the one I would use” and I can’t adequately explain the joy it brought me. We are FREAKS TOO. LET US IN TO THE FREAKDOM.

*in my best Jenna Marbles* AW HEEEEELL YEAH, YES BEECH

OK I take it back, by mostly saved, I mean totally saved and omg these are gonna be PERFECT to freeze 🤤 BABY the joint I am going to smoke, the whiskey I am going to drink, the caramelized onion and broccoli pizza I am going to make 🤤🤤🤤 EVERYTHING’S COMIN’ UP KRIS lol

worbrushd lmaooooo “I’m compiling a bunch of anti-Drive ao3 accounts to block when ao3 is back up” FINALLY your bullshit is actually saving us writers some work!! DO IT.

Rules for thee but not for me, eh? If folks want to post for 20k likes things like “I hope you leave fandom forever and no one ever cares about your work ever again”, you can’t also be like “EXAGGERATION? FOR EFFECT??? NOT ON ELON MUSK’S INTERNET”😂 people have GOT to be kidding

Watching Google take down drives because they’ve garnered millions of hits worth of traffic and contain tons of materials clearly prohibited by the TOS, and their owners losing their minds because they used their MAIN REAL LIFE GMAIL ACCOUNTS 💀

😌😌😌 found out they’re getting super butthurt about drives being reported and I’m about to do a whole jojo siwa *stompin’ and flailin’* 🎶KARMA’S A BITCH, YOU SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER🎶 maybe you should read the TOS of a platform before you upload to it, idk what to tell you 🤷🏽

Dear fellow pissed off writers: Just been brought to my attention that Google Drive doesn’t allow sexually explicit materials and you can easily report drives that host it. Apropos of nothing, here are screenshots on the TOS and how to report. Ya know. Just in case. 👀👀👀

👀👀👀 Oh, my god, it looks like it’s true! So HYPOTHETICALLY 👀 one could 👀👀 rally a bunch of pissed off writers 👀👀👀 and start getting these Drives reported and removed? 👀👀👀👀 Oh look, oops, silly me, I dropped these screenshots of Google’s TOS and reporting process…

This whole discourse got me like “HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON. YOU’RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND TELL ME THAT I’M WRONG? AM I WRONG? WE WROTE OUR FICS AND POSTED THEM ON AO3. GROW UP, BRO. GROW UP.”

I do a lot of crotchety-old-man-style complaining about the young’ us in fandom these days, but every now and then it’s like “AH the kids are alright. 😌” (reminder that deleted fic archives like this are a DOUCHEBAG MOVE for DOUCHEBAGS, and this👇🏽 is the correct response)

“Unless you are one of them, it’s negligible.” Jesus fucking Christ, hyper-individualism is going to finally, actually end our shit, isn’t it?

*squinting at my timeline and realizing the uptick in a specific fandom presence is because an old moot is getting into a fandom I’ve silently loved for years* is that…DETROIT BECOME HUMAN YAOI?? 👀

question for people who have their ao3 account in their bio despite writing exactly (0) nothing: like…why? are you…are you actually trying to fake, like…“credibility”? or maybe…oh, god, please tell me you’re not…are you pushing people toward your BOOKMARKS??? 😭

✌🏽 made it to 35, everyone get fucked 🙌🏽

Fic writers getting mysteriously butthurt literally every single time any kind of talk of craft comes up ever, no matter the context?