“goombler no tsunami in 2025 you are a retard HAHA LOLLL!”
my thoughts surrounding the lack of catastrophe in 2025 & failure to capitalise on the non-calamity w acknowledgment that my theories are still live
1. ego
-> the desire to be proven right on a public scale
-> weighting externals (other people's opinions)
-> conflating numerology (arguably retarded) with quake theory
-> public x predictions played a part in punting on dec25, in hindsight this was objectively incorrect but we say that now as nothing happened! a different story if events did occur the way they were envisioned
2. technicals
-> the technicals continue to line up for the most meaningful plate rupture in our history
-> our models are second to none w M5-6, of course quite difficult to pinpoint a 3y timeframe of an M9+, let alone M10+
-> the faults are ready to implode at anytime tho pinpointing a specific date is difficult/potentially impossible for a quake of this magnitude nonetheless
3. sizing
-> punted a small sum for ptl 10fig windfall
-> arbitrarily it is dust, when punting on hyper-specific dates definitely need greater confluence than just ego steering
-> in hindsight my gut was screaming to bet, this came from a position of ‘need’ rather than pure edge
-> in future gut must be certain that a date is right. recognising that it is my gut talking & not my ego is the immediate learning curve
all in all, the bet was subpar but was an experience understanding how to position swiftfly & gauging what the market will readily absorb 14DTE -> 0DTE
the upside was clear anywhere from 10,000-30,000:1 with sufficient liquidity to clear 10figs in <2 weeks
in future bets will be placed purely on intuitive + informational edge, ego/public predictions aside
have substantial bets in play for other date ranges that are yet to result
the way forward is clear for me - mar’26 inval as i have said in the past
depending on tectonic/market changes in q1 ill consider adding more or dropping my thesis completely upon any [lack of] meaningful developments
the ability to self reflect on drawbacks is the single largest metric in continual personal, financial & mental growth
many of you follow me for ‘alpha’
all the ‘alpha’ i have to give is ruthless introspection as once you understand yourself you can simply do nothing except win
some crumbs were lost
some flights were purchased
some holidays were enjoyed
life remains the same
every loss is a lesson
and every lesson is a building block in the empire which is your life
cheers to 2026 wishing you all health wealth & prosperity
live your life the way you wish to live it and if people dont like you or what you have to say
you tell them to FUCK OFF
and if you want to hate
i welcome it
you fucking donkey mutt
point to note occ will not clear your (etf) options say if your dust positions are set to convert to say a 9/10fig+ short position
options playas know this but anw, if u dont have margin to post underlying then IBKRs risk engine will automatically mark your positions as DNE (DO NOT EXERCISE) - yes this is legal cause you signed up to their TOS. they’ll clear worthless
spy circuit breakers are @ -7% -14% & -20% on the daily
once mkts halt for the day @ -20% you have a 100% likelihood of being cleared DNE
and you will make zero
plan accordingly playa
an apple a day keeps the doctor away
an earthquake a day keeps the doctor present
merry christmas
tsunami soon
goombler mode
THIS POST IS FOR ALL THE CUNTS SPAMMING ME TO ‘LEARN’ ABOUT FUCKING EARTHQUAKES
since the event is so large there is not much consideration required
there is no ‘speedrunning’ that can teach you how to model & understand quake interconnectivity & synchronicity between supposedly unconnected plates
1,000+ hrs minimum to develop the intuition
another 1,000+ to model that intuition into a repeatable tradeable automated method
your interest in earthquakes is not real, it’s bullshit STOP PRETENDING
you are ONLY interested in making money
this is what you consider to make the most money with the least mental effort:
for the upcoming event:
- it will be big
- pressure is there and tangible / no need for speculation
- question is time
- that question evaporates if you are planning to act on event alone
your best bet is to refine your bet execution as even the most primitive of tracking will allow for positioning
once again
GL to the playas
and fuck off to the cunts
the comet <> earthquake link is indicative of retardation
- 3i/atlas is a rock millions of kilometers away
- it has no fucking mechanism to zap earth with a 25 hz signal
- its gravitational pull is weaker than the moon by orders of magnitude
- space rocks do not emit targeted electromagnetic frequencies
- the "narrowband signal" argument is backwards retard
- schumann resonances are supposed to be narrowband, that is literally fucking how resonances work you monkey cunt
- 25 hz sits right next to an objectively natural 26 hz harmonic
- this makes it less anomalous, NOT MORE you RETARD
- a true anomaly would be either broadband or off-harmonic. all real players understand this
- the "precursor frequency range" is retrofitted to your dogshit public data
- claiming 15-35 hz is the earthquake precursor band conveniently covers multiple schumann harmonics
one correlation proves NOTHING brother
how many schumann blips happened without quakes?
how many m7+ quakes happened without schumann blips?
m7+ events occur ~15 times per year globally. finding one match is purely trivial lol
‘first anomaly in months’ is false
who defines ‘anomaly’?
you?
you are fucking poor
the M10+ will occur, just not for the reasoning presented by this donkey
stefan burns is a fucking low iq monkey retard PEASANT
how the fuck does this cunt have so many followers?
he has zero intuition and is a fearmongerer retard that does not financially express his opinions
confirmed by the boss
me
STRANGE ENERGY BURST DETECTED ON EARTH DURING 3I/ATLAS PERIGEE (closest approach to Earth). This is strange guys, we have a 25 Hz signal that's appeared in the Schumann Resonances at 02:40 UTC, just 3 hours and 20 minutes before the calculated exact closest approach of 3I/ATLAS to Earth. These sort of energy bursts in the Schumann resonances are very rare (not to be mistaken for local atmospheric fluctuations), and for it to coincide exactly when an interstellar object is closest to Earth is a bit beyond coincidental if you ask me.
ADDITIONALLY the frequency of 25 Hz is in the earthquake precursor frequency range of 15-35 Hz as discovered observationally (data in comments), with 24-26 Hz being the key frequency range. Notice how the energy burst is precisely isolated to 25 Hz, with no significant power increase to the nearby frequencies, indicating this was a specific narrow-frequency signal, unlike the broadband signals we get from atmospheric events (think thunderstorms).
The last time we observed a true anomaly in the Schumann resonances was just days before the M7.6 earthquake struck Japan Dec. 8th 2025, and that was the first Schumann anomaly we had in months. Now we have another, this is truly bizarre!
this is where seismic academics fall short:
- no seafloor geodetic measurements of kamchatka exist publically
- coulomb stress transfer models relating to shallows do not exist
they are incapable of daring to dream
i am capable
release yourself
M10+ ⏳
seismos state that M10 can only occur with 100% interplate coupling
they call such an outcome 'unrealistic'
this is the absolute base case for kamchatka
M10.08 floor / M10.38 ceiling
they will blame the sun
when it is in fact the core
the events post 1737 kamchatka tsunami created a stress heterogeneity barrier that will fail catastrophically
if you got balls to gamble on this shit talk
if you are a virgin hating retard i condemn your existence literally fuck off cunt
afro house kinda goated too









