HellenaBasket

I'll take a sword over a gun any day. I'm a child of pop culture. Games, TV & movies have taught me, if it still has a head, it ain't dead.

It makes me so happy that Tom Hanks does this. The lost item pictures is such a weird grandpa thing to do. teapaw.org/tomhanks/status/711256…

I don't feel like I have much control in my life. I think I'm going start playing The Sims again.

Everything about Kanye is true. EVERYTHING. #FakeKanyeFacts

Will they ever make a movie based on the 32 tumultuous, turbulent days of Ernest Borgnine and Ethel Merman's marriage? I'd so watch that.

RRS Boaty McBoatface would make a great name for the new polar research vessel #NameOurShip nameourship.nerc.ac.uk/?id=j…

Place in my town called "Visual Tattoo". Are there non-visual ones?Seriously. I hate names so dumb they make me question my accepted reality

Are people on the McLaughlin Group still alive? Or are they just showing old clips and using voice actors for new topics?

I have this feeling the GOP blueprint to stop Trump is the same as Peter & Brian's trap for James Woods on Family Guy. "Ooo, piece of candy"

What I've learned from TV & movies: If you're someplace & you hear The Rolling Stones' "Gimme Shelter", run. Bad shit is about to go down.

I saw a frog on my porch wall tonight. My 1st thought was:"Great, we're *just* starting the 2cd plague. -Sigh- 8 more plagues to go".

Death: The Boardgame. From planning the funeral, to the burial... the one who gets the most in the will, wins! #MorePracticalToys

Dora The Explorer Tactical Apocalypse Survival Backpack with gear. #MorePracticalToys

Doc McStuffins Pet Euthanasia kit. #MorePracticalToys

@phranqueigh Even after explaining the bucket of chicken was your date for the evening?

My anti-anxiety meds make me sleepy. A drug induced nap often just postpones the problem and I wake up anxious again. Wash, rinse, repeat.

Me: I need to go down town today. My Anxiety: *paralyzes me with fear* then goes into maniacal, Snoopy-esq laugher. vine.co/v/OIKnxpEauwH

@phranqueigh And why Tom? Who is Tom & why is he always the target? Tomboy, Tomfoolery, Tomcats. Tom atoes. Leave Tom alone!

I wish cats had raccoon paws. If they could open doors, I could come that much closer to achieving my goal of never getting off my ass.

"Mayonnaise is a finger food!" - The Cleveland Show (This grossed me out so much that I can't forget it. The line randomly pops in my head).