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HERE HE IS THE MAN OF THE MOMENT.
On debut this evening big Ste !
He's a lyrical genius.
Big night tonight at the Belted Will, which remains an elite boozer, despite last week seeing Dan Cottrell nearly meet his maker after being rushed to A&E with severe pink eye courtesy of the infamous Bluebell pong.
While Josh Pieri has been exposed for lying to Essex women about where he actually lives and was also forced to recall Gigi Buffon from loan while down in the capital this weekend.
We’ll be welcoming @BeltedWillA with open arms this evening.
They are a technical side that like to be positive and pott balls. Few guarantees tonight as ever :
- JP loading up the bandit.
- Dave being a menace.
- Barrons Ass crack being out.
We are live from 8-30.
Robley is away on annual leave which brings in a couple of new faces. Dave Ferg’s asked for a lift which brings its own trouble as he tackles the pints.
1st vs 3rd this evening we are absolutely flying and onboard HMS piss the leagues but we’ll no doubt get beat tonight.
Massive bit of controversy here at the bell.
Cotty gives away two shots huge claims that the lad has used his two he thinks he’s still got one.
Jayne shouts up at the bar after not watching a game all night and says he has one left. Cheers Jayne.
Cotty in bits.
Josh Pieri up now had a few issues with cotty last week but they seem to have made up. Bit of a slow gritty frame this.