CPO Shareholder. Not a journalist (zero sauces). Mean to morons.

Joined June 2017
Carlito retweeted
ORACLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAROLD FUCKING KANE FOR THE BALLON d'Or!!!!!!!!!!
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HAROLD FUCKING KANE FOR THE BALLON d'Or!!!!!!!!!!
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Harry Kane is such a considerably better footballer than Erling Haaland.
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Well, as a member of the Chelsea Pitch Owners @pitchowners, I am voting to APPROVE any stadium idea that increases our seating capacity above 65,000 fans. Chelsea's matchday revenue contributes to 17% of our yearly revenue. By comparison: United: 24% Spurs: 23% Arsenal: 22%
🔵🏟️ 𝗝𝗨𝗦𝗧 𝗜𝗡: Chelsea believe they need a new home that could accommodate crowds of 70,000-plus and consider it a 50-year investment. 📰 @TeleFootball
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Dear Chelsea, Please pull that contract offer for Josh Acheampong. He is not at Chelsea level. He never will be.
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All of the Strong criticism that Mike Penders is about to receive is fucking deserved. I will be hearing none of this sympathy bullshit. You aren’t allowed to do that in this particular game. Not now, not fucking ever.
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I am done with these Antonio Conte "sit back and counter" tactics by Xabi Alonso. WE ARE AT HOME PLAYING TOTTENHAM FUCKING HOTSPUR, AND YOU GO DEFENSIVE????? YOU LET THEM HAVE ALL OF THE BALL??? Buddy, read up on your history @XabiAlonso. WE DONT DO THAT IN THIS FIXTURE!!!!
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. Rogers Quenda Palmer Neto Hendo Caicedo Hato Levi Lacroix Josh Miguel
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Replying to @kierangill_DM
HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN IN A WALK THRU TRAINING SESSION BEFORE A GAME??? WHAT THE HELL DUDE
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Carlito collecting souls out here
I'm not watching any other game while Enzo Fernandez is playing. Bro is not a midfielder. 😭
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Nico Jackson is the most underrated player in football PERIOD
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Everyone wants to be in the Xabi Alonso business.
🚨👕 JUST IN: Chelsea announces multi-year sleeve partnership with Sokin. They will be named a Principal Partner and Official Business Payments and FX Partner of Chelsea FC and Chelsea FC Women. (@ChelseaFC) #CFC
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Marc Guehi passing meatball subs to Aston Villa like he is Jersey Mike or something. WHAT A STINKER
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Expect another Estevao DNP tomorrow. You morons would rather Estevao play and Chelsea lose than the other way around. Guess who doesn’t share this sentiment? The manager
🚨🔵 Xabi Alonso on managing the squad: "There will be moments for everyone and everyone wants to play. It's normal. It's not rocket science to understand this is going to happen. They are important at some stage so they need to be ready." (@BobbyVincentFL) #CFC
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I called it in the Summer, and I am confirming it now. Alex Scott is coming to Chelsea. I have no sauces, but damnit is this one obvious.
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Trent Alexander-Arnold is a fabulous player on the ball. He is one of the best creative passers in Europe. Trent is also one of the worst defenders in football. And since “defense” is still his primary job, we should stay away from any player that makes us worse defensively.
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Aged well .......
Alonso should just remove Neto and let estevao come on to cause havoc to that right side of the pitch. Bring on Fofana for Josh, he’s on a yellow.
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Yes Donaldinho, everyone getting healthcare is a good thing. You soggy muffin
Trump: If Democrats win, “You’re going to be thrown into a system where everyone gets healthcare.”
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Harry Kane is by far the best footballer on the planet.
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