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c h

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 Wolverhampton, England
Joined July 2009
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Opted out of @verynetwork marketing texts and they’ve charged me 20p for the privilege wtf?
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Pretty pissed off @currys atm. Bought 12 yr old a tv and it’s broken out of the box. She’s crying and Curry’s won’t exchange without a possible 28 day wait wtf 🤬
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A rock band is performing and the singer sees a kid with a banner asking to play guitar with them. The singer asks him: - Do you really know how to play guitar? - Yeah! - What's your favorite band? - Guns N' Roses What happens next is incredible.
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Awesome! 👏
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Politics Joe have excelled themselves with this.

Trainstopping: Rishi Sunak cans HS2

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Thread 🧵 Probably the most poignant letter I will ever read to passengers and someone I always make sure to visit whilst in Arnhem is Ivor Rowberry. Ivor came from Wolverhampton. He didn’t survive. Here is the letter he wrote to his mum 1/
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Our 2022 Advent Calendar is here! A little bit early, by request, but feel free to print off it off and send to friends & family. – at Exeter, England
World of Moose (@World_of_Moose) profile pictureWorld of Moose@World_of_Moose27 Nov 2022
It's Advent time! World of Moose '"2022 Advent Calendar" in a Robot Voice' is on the website - free to download Get out your colouring kit. worldofmoose.com/pages/2022-…
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Child is sick so only feeding her stuff that looks like it’ll be easy to clean off her quilt later 🤮
Birds are fed by their parents in their infancy. When the time comes to feed themselves, there can be some confusion when the food does not go into their mouth by itself.
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On India's 75th Independence Day, I'm re-sharing my family's tragically violent partition history which started in Lahore, Jhelum & Kamoke, before concluding in Delhi. Sectarian strife, gendered violence & forced displacement are themes I discuss. scroll.in/magazine/930295/th…
‘They all became animals’: My grandfather remembers the trauma and violence of India’s Partition

‘They all became animals’: My grandfather remembers the trauma and violence of India’s Partition

Despite witnessing or hearing about unbelievable cruelties, my Dada has an almost diasporic longing to return to the subcontinent.

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3yr old singing Moana songs but not knowing the words. Top of lungs since 8am “Dadada dadada dadada you’ll find MEEEEE! da I KNOWWWW, I KNOWWWW” on repeat ad infinitum
3 year old has finally figured out how to get Alexa to play Frozen. Life as we know it is over 🙉
Someone bought the child a Frozen karaoke thing for Easter. Might move into the shed
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The reason that the rich were so rich, Vimes reasoned, was because they managed to spend less money. Take boots, for example… 1/5
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Fun times this week. Child got Covid on Sunday, wife on Tuesday and me on Wednesday. It’s been absolutely dreadful. Worse for the 2 year old as no vaccination. She keeps seeming to recover and then getting worse. Truly awful 😟
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The SYNERGASTIC theory is the idea that all human language originally evolved from grunts of effort, which would have become rhythmically coordinated as groups of early humans worked together on physical tasks. Today, it is better known as the YO-HE-HO theory.
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When someone uses Covid as an excuse but the pic of the positive test is on the second page of google results smh
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Just woke up to this, epically cold
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Ugh!
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