Bob7

I'm tired of swinging alone.

wow last tweet of the year better make it good

I promised myself that I'd only jerk off on days that I posted a tweet. It's been 30 days... excited for tonight.

My love language is sign language. 👉👌

I'm not anti-sexworker but my neighbor is a cam model and I have thin walls.

A picture of myself at the age of the new Minecraft viewers. Only love in my heart, even now.

Just donated all my money to charity. Ready to find love now that I'm not weighed down by my worldly possessions.

All women who have sex with me sign an FDA (Full-Disclosure Agreement), stating that they must tell everyone they know that we totally did it.

While bad perverts ARE bad, I'd like to thank the progressive perverts throughout history that fought for my right to do butt stuff.

MrBeast in 2032: I Bought Everyone In The United States Healthcare For One Year

WARNING LADIES: If you talk with me you WILL fall in love and it WILL be unrequited.

Cheating in Among Us is literally worse than cheating on your significant other.

chat controls my date with the beautiful @JustaMinx live now twitch.tv/bob7

One day Google will be so accurate that when you search for "the coolest guy ever" it will direct you to my Twitter.

I'm a tortured artist.

Sometimes I cut in line, but people don't seem to mind because I'm a cool internet influencer.

Future Bob here

I already love my future son more than my future wife.

When I squint I look hotter. Not because I actually look better, but because I can see less of myself.