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energy sector expert. decent guitar player. true crime writer. wannabe golfer.

Huntington Beach, CA
Joined November 2024
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Holy fuck, he said it out loud
The worst part of dating a Latina is going home to meet her family and trying to Sherlock Holmes which one of her uncles is the one that did it
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One thing about long distances relationships is you aren’t gonna run into them on accident.
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You’ve got a heart, man. Happens to the best of us.
Why am I grieving a whore it's so ridiculous
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You fucked him up, congrats
he legit had his every ex on his insta but he blocked me what does that mean bitch
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Same reason yall don’t either gtfoh
Men don’t post their girlfriends because they want other women to think they’re single….but that’s a conversation y’all aren’t ready for.😂
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She’s so old now, I had to carry her. She didn’t even run or walk around. Just laid on the towel the whole time. This girl’s gonna break my heart. – at Huntington Beach, CA
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Well that sucks
just because a female reposts a tweet doesn’t mean she wants to sleep with you btw (:
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Tweeting to the ethosphere cuz I never gave a fuck
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Women leave their hair everywhere like it’s an episode of CSI
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I like how these scumbags will self-label themselves as avoidants as if that’ll excuse their shitty behavior.
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Same, mama. Same.
im always doing something fun , love my life
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Literal proof of life
I heard some nigga say ugly bitches get pregnant just to show that someone hit.
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Valid
sorry I replied fast, you’re hot
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You literally can though
It sucks you can’t just text someone “do u like me????
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Trying to heal someone who’s damaged will only end up hurting you in the long run.
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How the hell does this stupid tweet have 62k likes lmao
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She said “one foot in the grave, the other on a banana peel.” 😂
Taking my mom to Newport Beach so she can find an old guy about to die and spend his money instead of mine.
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People nowadays have lost the decorum. Everyone wants to feel special, no one wants to feel used. You play the roles right, life feels good.
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Shit roles downhill.
When one of ya hoes starts pissing you off so you start raising hell on all of them 😭
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Some dumbfuck from a different city who doesn’t know any better, probably.
I wonder who will marry the girls that we have fun with at night.
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Taking my mom to Newport Beach so she can find an old guy about to die and spend his money instead of mine.
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