Bohab Rex

I think the only time you should ever lie to another person is when the magician asks "Is this your card?"

If you never fly close enough to the sun, you'll never bask in the fullness of it's warmth.

They call it medical marijuana because if I get high enough I can power through the stress and anxiety of scheduling routine doctors appointments

Sometimes I worry I might be an idiot

Some people mistake burnt out apathy for confidence because it doesn't read as nervousness

I don't think I could go full vegetarian or vegan. On one hand I know how problematic the factory farming and meat packing industries are so I do try to moderate my consumption, but conversely I need protein to bulk up to fist fight racists and homophobes during the apocalypse.

It's important that I trim both my cat's claws at the same time so that neither has a tactical advantage in combat.

Edibles, improv comedy podcasts and fire emblem=a good evening

I'm just a small town himbo waiting for a career focused big city woman with no time for Christmas to come and take me away from all this nonsense. We call that the "Reverse Hallmark Movie."

I wonder if my cats think it's my fault it gets cold during winter.

The time-traveller didn't have the guts to kill me so now your stuck with me, sorry timeline.

"You keep using good examples of why you're right to support your argument and I think that is unfair. Please just be a hollow straw man argument for why anything that doesn't directly benefit me personally should be illegal."