@BoneWarper

the shambler

Joined January 2022
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There is no “true self,” idiot, there’s no way to find yourself. You’re in a constant state of becoming. Now put on Pawn Stars
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random@MGS3Lover17h
12 Angry Men but with this cast
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Using a Taki as a sounding rod just to feel something
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For the 17th year in a row, Lane Pryce ranks as the #1 Halloween costume in America among both men and women
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I am becoming a female Butler
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The sexiest job a guy can have is Butler
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The second sexiest is Coachman
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friend just said elizabeth holmes seems “kind of crazy”
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announcer 1: you're talking about a guy who doesn't just hate to lose , he also loves to win announcer 2: that's a rare combination
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Wow that’s awesome can we have sex with them in VR yet or is this useless for gratifying my sexual needs?
LunaTk
@LunaTk2uOct 20
RUGRATS PARENTS — ANIMATED VS. REALISTIC! What would the parents from Rugrats look like if they stepped out of the cartoon and into the real world?
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Grapes make you poop weird, has anyone noticed this
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I love being playful with other cars when I’m on the road ❤️
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I may have fucked up my relationship because I told him I didn’t like Ben Folds or Counting Crows or Broadway musicals
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Googling things like “candy apple workplace etiquette”
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Finally saw the documentary everyone has been talking about. I thought it was okay but highly unethical. Watching a guy eat that much McDonald’s every day just didn’t sit right with me.
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H Em Sin@H_Em_SinOct 17
Jamie Andrews@JamieAA_AgainOct 15
This week I have been mostly restoring my 17th Century French Oak front door.
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josh@joshypooperOct 17
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Replying to @Integrity_Freak
For Sale Baby Noose Used Hella
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i dont wanna jinx it but i may have just found a free way to pour dirt and creek water into your mouth with a funnel
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The Girls reboot should be about the girls competing to translate the Voynich manuscript and finding their sense of reality warped by the text's mysterious power
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