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BONK JOKES

@BonkJokes

SOPHISTICATED SKELETON COMEDIAN, I BAT FOR THE @BLASEBALL_JAZZ

Joined October 2020
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I'M BONK!
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BACK! I MEANT TO SAY BACK!
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I GOTTA START PRACTICING MY SAXABONE
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I GOT DRAFTED BY @BLASEBALL_JAZZ! GUESS THEY NEEDED AN OPENER!
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B-BONES...?
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I’VE BEEN EATING SAND FOR MONTHS, JUST TO PASS THE TIME. I DONT LIKE TO BRAG BUT I THINK I’VE I GOTTEN PRETTY GOOD AT IT. LIKE MAYBE I COULD GO PRO
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IT'S NOT *AS* GOOD AS PEANUTS BUT IT'S STILL PRETTY GOOD
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NO GODS NO KINGS NO NAMES
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THE COIN WALKS INTO A BAR AND THE BARTENDER SAYS "--- --- ---- ---"
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LET'S KILL A GOD
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AGAIN
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AW MAN I LEFT MY WALLET IN THE TUNNELS! I WAS THREE STAMPS AWAY FROM A FREE TUBE OF DOCTOR PHALANGE’S BONE POLISH FOR DAPPER SKELETONS! DANG IT
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AVAST
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IF THE COIN TOLD JOKES, WOULD THAT MAKE HER A BIT-COIN?
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PS NFTS ARE A SCAM
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I BET SHE WOULD DO A LOT OF OBOL-SERVATIONAL HUMOR
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HAHA WE'RE ALL HAVING FUN HERE TONIGHT, DON'T FORGET TO TIP YOUR GIANT SQUID MONSTER. BECAUSE LET ME TELL YOU, THEY AIN'T MAKING A LIVING OFF WHAT THE COIN'S PAYING
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TO ALL OF MY CRITICS: I WILL NEVER STOP SWALLOWING BIRDS AND THEN WATCHING THEM FLY OUT OF MY OPEN RIBCAGE. I WILL KEEP DOING THIS OVER AND OVER EVERY CHANCE I GET. NOTHING YOU CAN DO WILL STOP ME. LOVE, BONK
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SO A SUPERNOVA WALKS INTO A BAR, AND THE BARTENDER SAYS WHY THE EXPLODING FACE
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