Fucked up the seating chart tonight and one of the waitresses said "hostess probs" ...does she know I'm famous or nah? #hostessproblems
Nothing better than having a snow day when I was schedule for two shifts from Hell!! #hostessperks
I will personally kick your ass out the door if you ask me about the wait list one more time #tryme #hostessproblems
Can't decide which I hate more, my douche bag of a boss or the fact that I have to work under him #hostessproblems
Fake it till you make it (in areas including friendliness, understanding, and caring about something 100% useless) #hostessproblems
Here's to a new year full of the same obnoxious managers, bitchy co-workers, and rude customers!! 馃嵒馃帀 #hostessproblems
Someone PLS tell the old ladies I can't reprint the menus or adjust the lighting, the best I can offer is a magnifying glass & a flashlight
There's nothing more exciting than hearing my restaurants closed for Christmas #tistheseasonforADAYOFF
These are the worst kinds of people #hostessproblems
Gettin real sick and tired of all the shit I deal with at this place #hostessproblems
I run this restaurant, and I'll never let anyone forget that. #hostessrules
Nothing beats getting into bed after a long day at work #hostessproblems #serverproblems
I should probably start making my "Reasons I Can't Work Major Holidays" list now and give it to my manager as an early Christmas gift
True Life of a Hostess on a slow night #hostessproblems
There's no in-between at work, it's either "I could sit here for the next 2 hrs" dead or "Fuck this, I'm out" busy #hostessproblems
Now that the Christmas lights are up I only dread coming to work about 97% of the time #holidayhostess





