terminally chaotic, always cute. commentary on the state of things. only being serious 50% of the time. main: @endofanerajc. anyway, here’s wonderwall
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both the us and the uk are telling people to prep for a potential future unknown threat. what does everyone think is coming?
okay am i insane because i read this tweet and i read it as ~find your strengths and play to them~ not ~pay for love~ and all the guys read the word “gift” and evidently it broke their brain? gift is literally the last suggestion after other things? am i tripping
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Healthcare is the only industry that drops your cancer scan results into an app at 11 PM on a Friday, then closes for the weekend.
No call. No context. Just a PDF full of words like "suspicious" and "cannot be excluded" and a little banner that says "Sleep well!"
Meanwhile billing found me in 4 hours 😐
went back to look for what date the pain started after the surgery and found this screenshot. it was the day before the pain started and i had taken it as a good omen; that the surgery had worked and i was about to rebuild my life. i was so hopeful.
i have to wear a mask in public because my immune system is shit and someone at home depot passed me and said “masks don’t work” and i need to know if i should’ve just started coughing on them? or can i yell i’m in chemo? or like? what do i say to that?
sorry i’ve been really depressing lately i had to give up all spicy food which includes black pepper some days so i’m cranky
me: am i stupid, is that why dad doesn’t listen to me?
my mom: let’s reframe that
me: is he stupid? is that why dad doesn’t listen to me?
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I texted my children that we got the puppy they’ve been begging me for and sent them a link with pictures. 🐶When they clicked on the link, it took them to a webpage that said YOU’RE GROUNDED. They’ll be spending the weekend retaking our family’s cybersecurity training course.
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Worst part of the Halloween season by far is putting the fentanyl and razor blades in the Snickers. It's so much work and I feel like the kids never even notice anyway. Not sure I'll even bother this year.
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I cannot stop thinking about how in ancient times, EVERY culture loved women and viewed them as magical portals to the human world. Mothers were the original leaders, received offerings, and were worshipped as life-giving goddesses. What the hell happened to that way of thinking?
so i’m looking into mast cell issues, which i have, right. and it seems that stabilization is having 3-10 safe foods, being on as many mast stabilizer drugs as possible, and you’re not actively in an anaphylaxis stage. one person had to give away their pets. one person’s entire roof of their mouth sheds. one person only is functional 3 hours a day. one person got fired from their job because they kept having episodes. one person’s doctor didn’t believe they were allergic to prednisone while they were in an anaphylactic episode and gave him prednisone and basically did whoopsie when he got worse. one person said they were the most stabilized they’d been in 10 years because it had been 3 months since their last epipen but they still were dealing with swelling and skin burning. and i’m the insane one for not wanting this? SOMEONE GIVE ME A GUN RIGHT NOW
i have to cancel my mri tomorrow because my cardio tracker can’t go in the machine. i feel like i’m trapped in a labyrinth.
so it turns out there is a nonzero amount of people with mast cell issues who also have narcolepsy. so now i have to ask my doctor if i can be tested for narcolepsy. narcolepsy. THAT IS NOT LIKE A REAL THING PEOPLE HAVE. THAT IS A CARTOON DISEASE.