Persona grata || Radically neutral.

Abuja, Nigeria
Joined December 2010
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I’ve tailored my resume so many times I no longer know who I am.
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The word ‘Brother’ was repeated 5000 times in their brief conversation
Aaron Pierre and Mahershala Ali at CultureCon 2026. 📸: SlingShotMenace
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Yeah please fuck us
fuck introverts
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What a fucking asshole. I'd beat his ass in the locker room.
Longest goal in football history, cancelled by one unnecessary touch.
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I hate low quality people sm😭
I do this whenever I travel by air. I’ll familiarise myself with whoever I’m sitting next to, collect their number, and ask if someone is picking them up or if they’re ordering a ride. Once I hear “I’m ordering a ride,” congratulations, you’ve just become my airport taxi. 😂 I’ll discreetly use my phone to snap the car plate number and send it, alongside the person’s details, to my DSS friend in case anything happens. Once you drop me, na block straight 🫣😂 Abeg, those airport taxi fares are not beans jare😂
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i like ppl who can talk about sex, lust, nd their freaky side, then switch to human psychology, existentialism, and the absurdity of life in the same conversation.
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I’m still in shock!!
Dayo Israel has deleted that video. Can someone please quote or reply with the video and the caption he used. Do you realise how much was in that video alone?
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If more of you did your makeup like this, you wouldn't look so scary on your birthdays.
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geçenlerde bunu gördüm ve fikrim değişti
Sigue siendo el mejor vídeo sobre adicción que se ha creado
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Wow these were…wow. Very powerful stuff.
geçenlerde bunu gördüm ve fikrim değişti
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Sigue siendo el mejor vídeo sobre adicción que se ha creado
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OS wey i order from ikorudu just text me “I’m coming” instead of “Am coming” FBI nice try
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Some walk with you for a while… Others stay in your sky forever…
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Cos believe it or not, Nigeria is arguably the most geographically perfect country on earth over 500,000 square kilometres and in this context of time zone, sunrise is by 6am and sundown by 6pm all year round so no need to change the time to buffer the effect of daylight hours 😅
Why does the time zone everywhere change but not in Nigeria ?
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Nigeria is too broke to subsidize healthcare, education, electricity, too broke to subsidize anything that will benefit citizens but there’s always money for the enjoyment of APC members.
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The family you marry into is more important than the person you're marrying.
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CYNTHIA PLEASE 😭😭😭
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Imagine telling a Bournemouth fan 20 years ago that they'd beat both AC Milan and Manchester United 3-0 in the same week
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i was already the naked neighbor before but with el niño, i fear i will invent something even more groundbreaking.
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