A clone of me that is better at tweeting more frequently...

Synthetic biology companies that are better at engineering their organisms than their finances.

CRISPR can divide by zero. #CRISPRfacts

CRISPR can win a game of Connect Four in three moves. #CRISPRfacts

When CRISPR jumps on a Tempurpedic mattress, the glass of wine falls over. #CRISPRfacts

Liquid handling robot that always pours the perfect beer.

Scientists analyzed the genomes of 1,000s of people and found a sub population with natural immunity to big ideas. They're called reviewers.

Can an academic lab hold an ICO? Asking for a friend.

Lab on a chip. Organs on a chip. DNA synthesis on a chip. Kettle chips.

An unlimited funding gene that makes people donate money to science. Forever. #CRISPR "Funding Fever" youtu.be/f-Y73kscmgc via @YouTube

Mitochondria, chloroplasts, and my beard each retain their own unique genome.

Sorry for not tweeting, I was at a secret meeting on building Jurassic Park from scratch. Oh, wrong secret meeting...

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from CRISPR. #CRISPRfacts

Residential building polymerase sprinkled over San Francisco by a fleet of helicopters.

Tiny hotels for invasive species that are "just passing through".