Police: “Sir, your ID.”
Bro: activates flying car and disappears 💀
@elonmusk really ate with the Roadster😂
260K VIEWS?! 😭😂 X is actually taking me places!
If you’re just finding my account, HELLOOO! ❤️😂I’m looking for new mutuals, genuine vibes, and people who actually interact on here.
Drop your @, and let’s grow together!
Don’t just watch me go viral, be part of the Journey❤️
40K views and some of you are still strangers 😭😂
If this popped up on your timeline, let’s be mutuals! Drop your @, follow each other, and let’s grow together. ❤️🤝
Bossmichael🙄😉 retweeted
In the end, everything will be okay and if it's not okay, it's not the end. So give yourself time, life is still unfolding ❤️
Replying to @ZichVeltrix
😂👏. Actually it’s called two factor authentication 😂😂
There’s this guy on my timeline that’s posts every minute.
I’m not even joking,, the time difference is less than 50 seconds
Brr are you loved offline or ahome?😂
Bossmichael🙄😉 retweeted
I want to start modeling
but I’m scared that the might ask me to join the kiddies section 🫠😭😂
Unpopular opinion ☣️
There are basically more females in campus for any girl to think that cheating should hurt her current partner ,
Every 30 mins walk outside and you’ll see a chick that’ll definitely make you turn around 😄
These 100-level girls that just resumed in my school, what exactly are they feeding you people? The way some of these freshers are built,,my body count is genuinely at risk this semester.
Make I quickly go find way organize one bike for swift movement 🧑🦯➡️
Crazy how I was just at 999 followers, planning a whole post to celebrate hitting 1K, only to hit 1K before I could even post it😂❤️
Thank you guys fr From 0 to 1K, we move!
If we’re not mutuals yet, drop your @. Let’s connect, follow back and grow together. Road to 2K starts..
Tell them say na me be 30bg 🔥🤭
So na 30 bottles sha @davido












