Trying to figure all of this out!!! Single father of 2, DM ok but only if I know you! Unless you're a blond hottie based in Nigeria!

Clearwater, FL
Joined January 2023
My grandma: if you want to impress the woman, you gotta be prepared to pitch woo Me: not understanding me assignment
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Those of you who have been following me for a while know that I was married for a little over 20 years, divorced now for about 6. I have two sons, 23 and 16. If I can impart one piece of advice to young men in relationships that I learned in all my years in marriage is this, when your girlfriend, fiancé, wife brings up a topic you don’t want to discuss; just look at her and say - oh great this shit again, really?!?!?!
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Be careful wearing political stuff to a hospital. The type of care you get might be different
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New song. Been working on this one for a bit. If you like it, a much cleaner copy is on any music streaming app you can add to your play list. 😊
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😆😆😆😆🤦‍♂️
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One reason I like cats sometimes more than dogs is, this beast was a foot or a foot and a half away from my cats head for about 5 to 6 seconds and she never woke up never moved never barked, zero reaction! Smooth kitty!!
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Does anybody else, remember something they read years ago and then check AI to confirm if it’s true? For about a decade, I truly believed, based on a conversation with a psychologist over a beer that humans cannot generate new faces in their dreams. So everybody you dream about is someone you’ve seen at least once. Just found out that that’s complete bullshit. Dreaming is a partly generative process and you can definitely generate new things that you haven’t seen before. I wonder what else I’ve been misinformed on.
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BrainM retweeted
Can a woman have too many pairs of shoes? I had to buy 2 new pair today. They were on sale.
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BrainM retweeted
Move over, Refrigerator Perry. There's a new heavyweight in town, and her name is Big Sue!
🤖 Made with AI
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I tried vanilla extract in my eggs this morning, first time in probably 40 years, I have no idea why I liked it in my teens. Was not impressed. Anybody else put flavors in their eggs?
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G'morning y'all Last Monday in this dumpster fire - 5 - yay
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The hot Nigerian blondes are out in force today!!
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Have any of you ever read a post and then just blocked somebody because you didn’t like the content? There’s something absolutely delicious about coming across an account that has blocked you that you’ve never heard of, never interacted with, never shared anything with. I interpret that as they are weak minded and just kinda pathetic. I have never blocked somebody for tweet I saw, I’ve blocked people for harassing me, but that’s it.
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When pumpkins fly
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So changed the cover and song title. Its now live on Spotify and iTunes, and everywhere else you all get your music from. 😊 @elonmusk figured you might want to know this funny gem is out there. 🤣😅😂 open.spotify.com/album/7jJzu…
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Good morning everybody and happy Monday!! Let’s make today another great day!!! Some famous ladies once called it manic Monday, let’s call make it a magic Monday!!
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The young lady who was taking over at 11 came walking in the store crying. Locked herself in the office for two minutes and came out fine. Hell of a turnaround.
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Dear lord
Now we know why Charlie’s grandparents were always in bed.
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It's what men do.
Without “toxic” masculinity people would have lost their lives.
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I recently published all my songs on all music streaming apps. If interested you can find me as "Hartso The Great" I have over 25 songs published, and you may not have heard most of them. I also re-did White Tiger Moth, its much better now. I didnt like the chorus on the original attempt.
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This is gold
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