Navy Vet. I bowled a 178 once. The quickest way to my heart is Frito Chili Pie… All tips go to veteran causes, meals and events. I’m @OldPizzaHuts too. Vet Rep.
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Dontcha love it when you apply for a job that has a great salary, you’re qualified for, and thirty minutes later they send ‘thank you for your interest, but at this time your application was not selected’
THIRTY MINUTES
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She said she had acute angina and I was thinking ‘good, cause that booty aint nothing to write home about…’
Why do sandwich shops use soooo much paper to wrap their subs in? I’d be fine if you put it in an old Country Crock container like moms used to do, and wrap my potato chips in some paper towels and stuff it in there too…
Yesterday I had jesus chicken at chik-fil-a and today I’m having a Crunchwrap supreme with extra Diablo (devil) sauce…
It’s a full time job for my guardian angel let me tell ya…
I had a walkoff homer to win a game once.
Yes it was a slow pitch church league filled with guys in their 50s and 60s but it still counts…
And yes that bitch went over the left center wall….
My 11 year old niece said ‘Jason Mimosa is in town filming a movie’ and I just let her talk her jibber jabber
In the mid 90s I had an ‘arrangement’ with a lady who lived way across town. I told her I’d come over but I’d need a few bucks for gas. She left me $8. After each time there’d be 6 or 7 bucks. Omg I was a male hooker wasn’t I?! A cheap one too. Ffs..