Hey friends, remember to take ear plugs to your gigs tonight, future you will thank you for it ♥️

If I became prime minister: - Powderfinger would be on the $5 note - festival/gig tix could be claimed on tax - Mid day naps would be mandatory

Can someone figure out how to bottle the feeling of seeing old friends at festivals? That stuff is top tier!

Instead of uploading romantic couple pics to insta on Valentine’s Day, try putting up a gig video/picture with all your friends to show you love them too ❤️

Can’t wait for Opposite Day, all the boys are gonna get on the girls shoulders at festivals for once ❤️

Roses are red, violets are blue Please ask your dad if he wants to come to the gig with me instead of you.

Listening to Fred agains music gives me the same feeling I got when the tuckshop boxes arrived at lunchtime when I was in grade 4

If my next work party isn’t a music festival I’m not fkn going

My usual day consists of going to work, telling everyone their music taste is inferior to mine for 8 hours and then leaving.

Can they do Boxing Day sales for mental health?...Buy one week without an emotional breakdown and you’ll get one FREE!

Just heard that splendour in the grass will be moving from Byron parklands to a Fitzroy garage....keen for 2023 ♥️

*friend looks at shoe* Friend: my soul is about to break Me: fkn same

My 2023 New Years resolutions: - Stop being such a silly goose

In your hottest 100 voting this year, make sure you vote for songs that you think deserve it/genuinely your fav songs of the year and not songs that you think are popular/definitely going to make it in!

Just letting everyone know that scat Sundays will now be called constructive comedowns xo

Unpopular opinion: Just because a song is popular on TikTok, doesn’t mean it’s a bad song!

Quick reminder to add “Winter Wonderland/Here Comes Santa Claus” by Anna Kendrick and Snoop Dogg to your Christmas playlist 😇

Can someone please make a dating app where you can only upload videos of yourself singing karaoke?

Imagine an Aussie version of guitar hero.....playing songs from skegss, spacey jane etc. would make your kickons elite!

Hear me out.......a haunted house with random cooked units that play guitars at festival campsites 👻