@BrentColman

an artist & a v good boy britt brat... food & wine, data, creative chaos, doggo pics, occasionally serious. lotr/asoiaf/witcher stan. art IG @ colmancreativeyeg

 Edmonton, Alberta
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Joined October 2017
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Has anyone tried turning Alberta off then on again?
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the amount of airbnb hosts absolutely losing their shit right now because they have to provide basic hospitality services instead of downloading this to their customers is giving me the giggles.
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They basically identify as shrodingers entrepreneur, you can think of them both as business owners (when they're talking about how much money they're making) and not business owners (when having to do basic work or service provision). Fascinating mentality.
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Anyways, the absolute best experiences were in Bali and Thailand where groups of hosts/owners had business associations with daily cleaning staff included in your rental, options for tour guides and drivers, and a range of other service ammenities. Smart business choices.
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do I have to start listening to creed and nickelback all the time now? fuck
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lol they're advertising coups like it's facebook marketplace.
Secretary Marco Rubio
@SecRubioOct 23
To those who seek to create positive change in Cuba - now is the time. The disappointment of failed promises, corruption, and the privileged lives of only a few; seize this opportunity to create the change you desire through a discrete partnership with the CIA.
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slept for more than 2 continuous hours for, rem cycle super powers activated.
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have also learned trick to lift legs to burp, and I now cannot do this with giggling like I'm pumping little farts out of him.
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studio bassinet was definitely the right decision. chromostereopsis now unlocked. the solar flairs in the cosmos section begin animating (waving like a flag in wind) as you focus on it ...which not expecting to achieve today, had to do a 330am check it wasn't an acid flashback.
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colman//creative would also like to formally welcome our new chief fun officer, and cutest little assistant ever... Even if he burps and farts in front of clients.
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silver lining needing to feed the gremlin every 2-3 hours + insomnia is together they're letting me get caught up painting! resulting in epic breakthroughs on the bane of my existence and the cause of all entropy in the cosmos Henry is apparently the studio good luck charm 😂
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Also yesterday I learned what 'feeding clusters' were in theory, tonight I experienced them in practice. Hahahaha. My god. HOW DOES THIS TINY CREATURE CONSUME THIS MUCH?!
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anyways hopefully @franks_five hasn't quite yet scheduled someone to break my knee caps. Look, I totally get it man if you did, but worth holding off 😂
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76.5% // 23.5% is embarrassingly bad for the separatists as it's generally polled at ~30% sentiment since the 1980s. After a year of chaotic, bloviating, vainglorious fuckery, with every advantage it's demonstrably lost substantial support. Digital echo chambers aren't reality.
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how i imagine the premiers office skypalace watch party is going rn
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oohh tomorrow's probably going to be real awkward to coal roll into work with 'fit in or fuck off' stickers across your f150, eh there bud?
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refere-cuterie. let's do all these things, 'berta! (gracias @NatashaRSoles & @SOLESnCo for such a wonderful and beautiful surprise today! thank you for adopting us as honourary soles)
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fred appreciation post.. I knew he'd be a v good loving boy, but I thought he'd struggle with the transition. Boy did I underestimate him. He's like a little mother hen; constantly vigilant, weirdly calm, anxiously gentle. So very proud of my little old soul in a fur suit.
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Our hearts are going out to all the affected families and service members in Wainwright, if you can please make an appointment with @LifelineAlberta - there's going to be a great need, and it's something many of us can do to help.
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Brent & Fred's Excellent Adventure retweeted
Shaughn.SGT(ret)
@PrairieVeteranOct 18
I served at this base for 5 years as their contracts warrant officer. I'm literally gutted right now knowing that a lot of my friends are most likely involved with this. I pray for the community. I pray that everybody stay safe. And nobody needs to speculate about what happened. That's for damn sure.
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Brent & Fred's Excellent Adventure retweeted
Andrew Leach 🇨🇦@andrew_leachOct 18
Thinking of the CAF members and families here in Alberta and across Canada right now. Hoping the news is not as devastating as early indications suggest.
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