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Artist | Writer | Cordial ex of @BleacherReport and @FanSided.

Lawrence, Kansas
Joined June 2009
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The day Kelce became one of us
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scooby doo after he finishes praying:
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How does one even train for this?
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Most embarrassing?
Losing to the USA is the single most embarrassing result in Australian history
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05/23/2026 10:40AM Caller from South/Pleasant Street reports male party wearing camo clothing and possibly carrying a bazooka in the area. Officer reports male is landscaper with leaf blower.
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More of this, please.😂
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Ive been killing it with older people lately. They'll ask "how's it goin?" So ill respond "another day" They'll say back "another dollar, right?" Then it hit them with a "hopefully more than one" And they're LOVING IT
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If Sherman’s plight isn’t a metaphor for life in 2025 I dunno what is 🤣
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me asking everyone how they like their burger before I cook them all exactly the same
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They couldn’t believe their eyes 🤣🤣🤣
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It’s the off season but you know I keep that thing on me
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My cat when I get the laser pointer
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Someone on here said "Cam Newton dresses like he controls a hot air balloon." I cackled and haven't been able to unsee it since then.
I can’t believe Cam Newton really walks around looking like this
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If you send me an email through X, I am sending you back a virus the likes of which has not been seen since the Bubonic Plague
Would you ditch Gmail for XMail?
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It’s hilarious to me that every microwave has a “popcorn” button and every package of microwave popcorn says DO NOT USE POPCORN BUTTON – at Los Angeles, CA
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Every gift guide for men is like "A flannel flask to hold your knife flavored whiskey."
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Shot some craps for first time this trip. Busted on my 2nd roll. Dude derisively says “Nice roll Blues Clues.” Heading to my room to weep at the most cutting put down I’ve ever received in my life.
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Me on my way to work, masculinely:
Carrying a lunchbox to work is a feminine trait. There’s absolutely nothing manly about that.
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ashton jeanty stands like michael myers in the backfield😭
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