Former sports writer, husband to @halvyhockeymom, dad to @ZachHalverson & @thomashalvers13. Hypocrisy knows no party. 🇺🇸🇮🇱
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Quinn Hughes scores his third goal of the season to make it a 3-0 game with 7:05 left in the second period. This marks Hughes' 500th career point (69-431=500). #mnwild
This episode earned every accolade it was given. Brilliant writing.
📺On October 25, 1975, ‘The Mary Tyler Moore Show’ aired ‘Chuckles Bites the Dust,’ one of television’s most iconic sitcom episodes. When Chuckles the Clown dies in a bizarre parade accident, Mary Richards is appalled by her coworkers’ jokes, until she attends his funeral and finds herself unable to stop laughing.
The episode won an Emmy for Outstanding Writing in a Comedy Series and was ranked #1 on TV Guide’s 1997 list of the 100 Greatest TV Episodes of All Time
The same is true of the most recent Vikings loss, although the child was most likely born in Seattle unless you and your spouse use sex as a coping mechanism. #Skol
Only children give a shit about boring and insightless pregame shows.
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A Los Angeles area man rang up an unexpected total at the auto parts store’s self-checkout when the scanner identified his haircut as a barcode for a transmission on a 1988 Chevy Blazer.
Elite mask
A closer look at the details on Jacob Fowler's mask! 🥅
Watch the 2026 @TimHortons NHL #HeritageClassic TONIGHT at 7 PM ET on @Sportsnet, @TVASports, & @NHL_On_TNT!
Found my favorite NBA player
Yaxel Lendeborg on going to the line 12 times tonight which is something Jimmy Butler is particularly good at:
“Yeah, just seeing the way the NBA is, man, I guess a lot of fouls, a lot of free throws. So, I mean, I think I got to just adapt to what this is evolving to be. I’m going to learn all the sweep-throughs and all the bump and flops. Eventually, I’m going to get good at it and be able to shoot as many free throws as possible.”
Case in point
xitter.cf/underdognfl/status/211…
As much as it pains me as a Vikings fan to agree, both the RTP and PI calls were bullshit. This a day after I had to admit, painfully, that Michigan got screwed on a RTP call.
The @Colts, once again, with an insurmountable lead at the half at U.S. Bank Stadium. 🏟️
#Fortheshoe