Retire #13

Calgary, Alberta
Joined February 2022
Advanced Stats Nerds when you tell them Mike Matheson isn’t good just because his expected poops per fart is top 10 in the league
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I wonder if the Flames have considered playing hockey or not
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"Yo bro how bad are the 26-27 Flames?" The 26-27 Flames:
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What does Ryan Huska see in this mfer
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How Flames hockey be looking at me before it utterly destroys my soul for the next 6 months:
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How I’ll sleep tonight knowing Evan Bouchard still isn’t winning the Norris
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MACKLIN WE'RE TOUCHING OURSELVES UNTIL WE SEE YOU WEARING THAT C ON YOUR JERSEY
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The University of Calgary in a nutshell
universities be like: we have four months during summer break to do construction but we wouldn’t be in the way of everyone then :/
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With Carals and Nemic now in the mix. I would be moving Parekh for Fantilli in a sign and trade PRONTO. #flames
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Vlad Jr has finally done it 🙏🙏🙏
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Depressed Flames and Jays Fan 🇨🇦 retweeted
Hockey has neck guards Hockey: 1 Kirk: 0
I remember when I used to watch hockey and the sport used to be relevant.
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Depressed Flames and Jays Fan 🇨🇦 retweeted
September 10, 2025
Someone who knows hockey... When do we go to shoot outs??????
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I know that’s not who I think it is
don’t get all the complaints about the crowd in NHL 27. it looks good to me?
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