“Did I miss the part in the Constitution where it says the 2nd Amendment doesn’t apply to house elves? What part of SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED did you not understand, libtard?”
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Brigadier Ketchup retweeted
Happy Trafalgar day btw
#OnThisDay 221 yrs ago in 1805 @RoyalNavy was successful in defeating the Franco-Spanish Fleet at #Trafalgar confirming British superiority of the seas. Lord Nelson died before the end, having done his duty, handing over Command to another great commander Admiral Collingwood.
“Your little shops on Diagon Alley? That’s cute. All the Death Eaters are asking for is better educational opportunities and affordable cost of living.”
A French left-wing activist mocked those whose livelihoods had been destroyed by violent rioters and looters over the past few days.
“Your little shops, that’s real cute,” said Lola-Fleur Whittaker, who defended the rioters during a French television debate.
Whittaker tried to draw sympathy, stating that her mother is an English teacher who eats cookies for lunch because she can't “pay for the cafeteria.”
However, online users quickly found Whittaker’s social media profiles, where she posts pictures of herself vacationing in places like Oman, the island of Ré, Sicily, the Greek islands, Malaysia, and Egypt.
She earned a bachelor’s degree from the University of Manchester, and she offers French lessons for €53 per 50-minute lesson on the platform Preply, where she has already taught 1,709 classes.
Brigadier Ketchup retweeted
Never going to get over that the AT-AT walkers in Star Wars were originally conceived by U.S. Steel.
“Well Minerva, do you have any advice for the French Ministry on how to handle the student unrest?”
“First of all Severus, if you’re using their terminology, you’ve already lost. And yes, I’d know exactly what to do. I learned a lot when I was in Aden with Mad Mitch back in ‘65”
























