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Young Magneto really cooked Old Magneto's ass with that "they even fight over who's the best victim" line. #XMen97
A polite young man everybody likes. His double life is widely known and encouraged by his friends and family, including his dear mother. Even his enemies like him. His biggest problem is choosing from the many great opportunities in front of him. Very relatable Spider-man.
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#OnThisDay #OTD August 23, 1998, "Lard of the Dance" first aired on the Fox network. Dir: @LovesickFool2. Wr: Jane O'Brien. EP: @scullymike. Guest-starring @LisaKudrow as Alex Whitney. #TheSimpsons
Oy, @YahtzeeCroshaw! How do you spell Dr. D's name? Just finished listening to Existentially Challenged and this is your best series by far. You should have a sit-down with Netflix.
#Arcane 2021 = Iron Man 2008. Never played LOL, but this show feels like a taste of the future of entertainment. I love it.
August: USA makes First Contact official.
September: Earth gets interstellar web access.
October: Human memes spread.
November: Betelgeuse goes socialist, wants to redistribute. Vega goes alt-right, wants to secede.
December: Galactic war. Humans sip tea. #UFO #ufodisclosure
The angry conversation about Joel makes me suspect most gamers are psychopaths. He killed a planet. How the you still relate to him after part one’s credits roll. He deserved a much, much worse fate. #TheLastofUsPartII #TeamABBY
#TheLastOfUsPart2 #TLOU2 Are people forgetting how the last one ended? Joel deserves to die for that stunt. If Ellie knew, she deserves a golf club too. Hunting them down is the right thing to do.
Watching Blade on #ValentinesDay I never understood what Blade means by "Some motherfuckers always try to skate uphill" in the end. Wife: "He means that white people are doing the most." See, this is why cultural exchange is important.
Watching Blade on #ValentinesDay Wife: “All the young brothers think they’re copying football players with their hair. But they’re copying Blade. Awkward.”
Watching Blade on #ValentinesDay Apparently, Good Doctor Lady’s hair is awesome, but Blade’s evil Mom has a terrible weave game. Layers of symbolism going over the head of white viewers.
Watching Blade on #ValentinesDay. Blade stands by, observing a blood rave, waiting for the party vampires to notice him and stop the music. Wife: “So Blade is a very dramatic boy, isn’t he?” She got the point of the movie immediately.
Celebrating #ValentinesDay the right way. Introducing my wife to a forgotten gem of 90s cinema: Blade. Here are the findings.
Low Expectations Monopoly is the best way to teach girls about entrepreneurship. You've found the perfect way to anger both sides in a dumbass culture war. Well done #Hasbro.
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2 days into the new #Orban-regime, and the now biggest opposition print daily closes down. #hungary 1459 days to go. mno.hu/belfold/a-nemzet-lap-…