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Women are like, I think we should re-roof the house? And then you’ll be like no I cba. And she’ll like dont worry it’s my project, you wont need to do anything. And then you’ll be like dont be stupid, you’re not a roofer. No. And then she’ll be like I already removed the roof btw
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If you intend to make your spouse compete against an endless line of people, please never get married
It’s the cruelest way to set the person you love up for failure
She’s still slim and clearly dresses well. Should she have got a nose job and lip filler? Well when Lauren Sanchez got work done they called her trashy and ripped her for it. Can we not wiiiiiiinnnn!?
Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang admits cheating. The internet blames his wife.
There is apparently no amount of success a man can achieve that will make certain people expect him to control himself.
There is, however, always something his wife could have done with her looks.
His fidelity, apparently, was hers to manage.
Read more details here: bit.ly/4iynD1j
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TFW your tradwife asks you to put your boxers in the washing basket and not leave them on the floor in the bathroom
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NEW: Civil servant caught working
🚨NEW: Hundreds of civil servants have been caught working multiple jobs
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Me after the 45 minute alligator death roll my toddler puts me through at bedtime. Tonight I got kicked in the face. Seriously considering a gumshield for next time.
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Outwardly I’m like “fkkknn highlighter girls 🙄”
And my inner highlighter girl is saying “how do I get an invite immediately 🥵 “
last night i hosted a catholic girls' dinner, where we pick a hot take to discuss, prepare it beforehand and send out handouts so we can actually go deep.
it's pretty cool to stay faithful and true to your values while living a normal sf life, and honestly it's just a really fun night, always! it's usually been a closed group, but i’m happy to extend it further. if you’d like to join the next one, lmk :)
since i cook, the dinner is always delicious but somewhat bland
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🚨 Pope Leo XIV has called on fathers to show their faith in God to their children:
'Your children and grandchildren need to see that the faith occupies a genuine place in the lives of the men in your family. Imitate Saint Joseph, who took on the task of raising Jesus, bringing him to the temple, teaching him to work honestly and showing him that God must come first in a person’s life. Dear fathers and grandfathers, young people need to see that you pray, receive the sacraments, treat your wives with respect, ask for forgiveness and live with integrity, even when doing so requires sacrifice. Children learn a great deal by seeing that their father can kneel before God without feeling that he is any less of a man for doing it'
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Replying to @BrigitteOhNo
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Hate how Elon artifically inflates my engagement when I first come off private then it dwindles to nowt. Like how he be treating his babymamas
The Poppy is supposed to be a universal reminder that unifies people beyond rank, race, gender or religion. This has got to stop!
🖤 A Black Day For Remembrance Weekend
This weekend, something has shifted — and not for the better.
For over a century, the red poppy has stood alone. It is the universal, unchanging symbol of Remembrance. When blood ran on Flanders Fields, on the Somme, on the beaches of Normandy, in the mud of Korea, the dust of Helmand — it was one colour only: red. It represents the sacrifice of every man and woman who served, regardless of background, creed, or cause. It binds us together in grief and gratitude, above all division.
Yet now we see black poppies laid alongside them — presented not as a personal tribute, but as a public statement, each bearing labels: "Ethnic Minority Veterans Support Network", "Black History Wales 365", "Muslim Council of Wales".
Let me be clear: the service and sacrifice of all veterans, from every community, deserves equal honour. No one disputes that. Those who wore the Monarch’s uniform did so side by side, under one flag, answering one call. Their service is indivisible. Their memory should be too.
But Remembrance Sunday is not a platform for identity politics. It is the one sacred day in the veteran’s calendar when we do not ask who they were — only that they were there, and many did not come home. To fragment our act of Remembrance along cultural or community lines is not inclusion — it is division. It politicises silence. It breaks the single thread that should bind all our tributes into one.
If we truly value the contribution of minority veterans, we should recognise them within our shared act of Remembrance — not carve them out into separate wreaths, separate symbols, separate narratives. The red poppy already belongs to them. It always has. It was there for them on the battlefield; it should be there for them at the memorial.
When we lay different colours at the Cenotaph, we do not celebrate difference — we dilute the meaning of the one symbol that transcends it. The blood that was shed was not black or white or brown. It was red. And that red should be enough for all of us.
Lest we forget — lest we become the generation that remembers everything except unity.




































