In Britain we watch the telly. In America they watch the LCD HD Plasma Flat Screen 3D Television Projector. #flashbastards
Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit and us Britain's bloody love it. You American folk might need to Google 'Sarcasm' in case you don't get it
INSTALLING SPRING..... ███████████████░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ 45% DONE. Installation failed. 404 error: Season not valid in UK.
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Chav on train just asked me what I was studying. When I said English she goes 'but you got an English accent. Is u not from England?' WOW
Come on then, who's looking forward to a good toss when they get home? #pancakeday
Doctor Doctor, I am addicted to Twitter.
Sorry, I'm not following you.
#oldie
Due to a shortage of horses. This years Royal Ascot will mostly feature cow racing... As we have loads of those. #findus
Handy Tip: If you're working from home today, don't post pictures of snowmen you've built till tomorrow ;) #uksnow
Looks like even the Tesco veggie burgers are effected by meat contamination. They just found some with traces of UniQuorn... #tesco
Snow forecast at the weekend. Or should I say the end of the civilised world, as we know it, is coming... #wecantcope #uksnow
Our kids are fat. It must be the Sugar Puffs and Frosties. No, it's the Fast food, fizzy drinks and sweets you idiots.
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This is the worst hangover I have had so far this year... #2013
The BBC killed a great show when they shut down Top of the Pops. #TOTP
You can tell its Christmas by the freshly laid piles of vomit throughout the high street. #morningafter #carrots
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How the Brits explain to american's who Bradley Wiggins is: lockerz.com/s/269970659



