Things I've said as a flex on Phil: "My case made it to the US Supreme Court and was found to have been worked correctly." "I have over 1000 man years of incarceration to my name." Things I've heard others say: "I'm published/a DR" "I have {insert degree here}" Phil has: ACE

No no no! If the others are false idols, and golden calves, then Phil isn't the "Real Idol" in his mind... He's GOD.

Bonus! youtube.com/live/-fYX8q6BoOk…

Good Lord. The crashout and delusion on Ethan Klein and the "False Idols" today is one of the great ones.

Protect this man at all costs. He is a national treasure.

Phil has referred to himself as "built different." Bruh, I don't think sleep deprived schizophrenics on LSD or saliva could conjure up this shit.

Imagine Keemstar being a better person than you. That's gotta hurt Philbert.

Put a dime that shows genuine interest in front of him and Phil would leave Khet in a heartbeat. Dude has proven time and again he's an opportunist. It's just the opportunity has to be a guarantee before he'll pull trigger.

What even is this response? Oh that's right. It's a response that doesn't directly say "cheating bad" because his mo-wife cheated with Phil. Phil couldn't be a bigger pussy.

Personally I LOVE this story. The fact Phil thinks this "totally true" event is demonstrative of discipline in any way is one of the great proofs that he is and forever will be King Lolcow.

going live in like...a minute! youtube.com/live/NFRQS0t-sLQ…

Work call pushed back. Hope to get off the call quickly, but expect 1:30 or even 2:00 PM Central time as a start time :(

Special day today! Episode 100! I have to take a call around noon, so I'll be spinning up around the same time Phil is. So we'll probably restream first, then cover the Protein Arc, and hope that I don't taste-test a gun barrel 🤣

Jesus. What in the "Meal Team Six Paul Blart Mall Cop" am I fucking looking at?

You guiyze there's a new Pokémon coming out in November! Are you just as clinically depressed as I am? (He's never going to stop... Dude is going to sperg out every new series of cards.)

Finished my work software deployment early! I'm heading home tomorrow. The software has already assisted in a homicide investigation, moving the agency closer to an arrest. Phil wants to rip elite trainer boxes. We are not the same.

I had to know. What do I think? What conclusion can I draw from this? All is not well within the snortfort...

So there I was, looking for an old tweet of mine when I stumbled on this part of an old bit I had made...May 3rd, 2026. Now... Compare that to what TBS posted...

Phil, From all of us: Shut the fuck up.