Broadshit

92 to go assholes

The 100th retweet will win an exclusive throwback mask to the black plaugue look of 1680

God its fantastically amusing watching all these Twitter food twats watching #mkr after bagging it out all summer

That said, this might just be fun again.

This got a little boring and if we were really hipster we wouldn't tweet at all. Plus broadsheet is basically a parody of itself anyway.

@elwynonline yes sir

A wine from France doesn't automatically mean it's good. Just fyi.

Fuck this brutal world #PhilHughes

Cafes that aren't spinning Fela Kuti are sickening and should be closed down

Someone tweeted us to pick up our game. Why don't you have a coke and a smile and shut the fuck up? That or a soy cap.

“@Broadsheet_Melb: Haven't been along to The Press Club yet? Here's a look at what you're missing out on http://t.co/Ns8iCNjxal” a dead bat?

We went to something called an RSL for a laugh "swirl and swirl that oyster bay - she won't change"

Why a gay orgy is no longer gay and how gay is gay?

Waitress left before we had placed our order, waitress brought the wrong coffee then was rude when we explained it wasn't ours #declieu #bae

We had a coffee in Canberra. It was pretty funny.

We compare cantaloupe scented vs wood scented beard oils- which is the more ridiculous? Yes these do really exist.

10 reasons why if we were truly hipster we would delete this shit

5 reasons if this shit came from a popup in a brick wall down an alley you've never heard of it would be brilliant

Look out @ Tropfest for our short documentary about making a documentary on popup bars inside a popup restaurant in a lane way

5 reasons we smashed our phones and started texting with this little fella