I tweet shit. sometimes I also talk shit over at @falsestartspod. stick it in your earholes.
London, England
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It's about time he read it. Obviously nobody did before they got together for the films.
Gollum actor, Andy Serkis, will give a continuous live reading of The Hobbit online, to raise money for charity bbc.in/2SMAd0C
Watching #SonicMovie I didn't realise it was just going to be a chilli dog vore porno. Luckily #BirdsOfPrey was playing in the next screen so I got to learn about peregrine falcons instead.
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Hot damn! We are @filmstoriespod #Podcast of the week!
Massive thanks to Film Stories and Em McGowan for the write up.
Expect to see this mentioned a few more times, were gonna ride this train.
Here's our movie podcast recommendation of the week: a little bit about False Starts buff.ly/2RGVCbe
A Quiet Place Part II: A Talky Shooty Loud Place, where we abandon the fun interesting niches of the first film and instead focus on "oooh more people, more action, and the people are baaaaad!".
@TysBeanieBabies @Dan_wookie looks like a promising franchise ender.
There are people out there worth saving. A Quiet Place Part II, in cinemas March 20. #AQuietPlace
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Best video of 2019 makes a late entry xitter.cf/nnpeoples97/status/120… – at Los Angeles, CA
How has this been greenlit as promotional material? Surely this is a behind the scenes little gag while they're goofing about far from any professional scriptwriters.
Check out this clip from #StarWars: #TheRiseOfSkywalker. See it in theaters December 20. Get your tickets: fandango.com/TheRiseOfSkywal…
Yes, the #JohnLewisXmasAd is pretty bad. But the song cover in it is absolute wank. Sounds like it was performed by Scorpions, with the guy half-heartedly trying to pronounce the lyrics without knowing the language.
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If you are a fan of our #Podcast
1 - Gross. Why?
2 - We've just finished recording the most False Starty of False Starts. If you're a fan. I think you'll be happy
#RemoWilliams #WTF
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Boris Johnson or Jeremy Corbyn... is that really the best this country has to offer? #TheRussellHowardHour is back tonight at 10pm on Sky One.
Anni! My boy! The result of me pumping my hot alien jizz into your mother! Check out my sweet hat! I bought it with the money I earned from selling her! @Dan_wookie
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Gonna go talk about #faqabouttimetravel on @FalseStartsPod, where I'll argue that one can avoid the grandfather paradox by fucking your granddad before you even see your sexy nan.
Sitting here, patiently waiting for #Disney to announce a Black Cauldron live action...
Hey, you slab-faced dickwads. Are you still pissy about your shitshow of a shit show (#GameOfThrones) coming to a shit end? Then how about you watch something significantly better and based on an immensely greater (I'm assuming) book, that wasn't written by a hacky manbaby!
For actual era-appropriate politics, genuinely frightening undead that don't wait 8 years to actually do anything, and an actual fucking narrative that wasn't built out of "fuck it, maybe this?" watch #Kingdom on @NetflixUK. It's pretty fucking good.
It's probably about time we did some science with the moon. Though I hope we don't lose our traditional values of treating it like a negligent deity and yelling at it when it doesn't answer our prayers. Fuck you, holy moon!
NASA to investigate moon with science missions on three private lunar landers. @OrbitBeyond could launch as soon as next year with SpaceX clickorlando.com/news/space-…
Haven't these people seen the last seven seasons? It's nothing but lazy writing.
#GameofThrones fans petition for HBO to remake season 8 following controversial episode
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