Brookranger (@Brookranger) header
Brookranger (@Brookranger) profile picture

Brookranger

@Brookranger

🇬🇧 Mod, ska, nostalgia, wax, crap quizzes, oh and a few pics. Once called a f****** w***** by Gloria Hunniford🇬🇧

 Whitley Bay
Joined June 2017
  • Tweets278K
  • Following5.9K
  • Followers7.6K
49.6KMedia
Photo by Brookranger (@Brookranger)Photo by Brookranger (@Brookranger)Photo by Brookranger (@Brookranger)Photo by Brookranger (@Brookranger)Photo by Brookranger (@Brookranger)Photo by Brookranger (@Brookranger)Photo by Brookranger (@Brookranger)Photo by Brookranger (@Brookranger)Photo by Brookranger (@Brookranger)Photo by Brookranger (@Brookranger)
I got sacked from my job at B&Q for having a paint fight...... They dismissed me for gloss misconduct.......🙄 Morning all 👋
Image from Brookranger (@Brookranger)
10
7
74
4,492
🎶 “I was so upset that I cried all the way to the chip shop….” - great lyrics from Jilted John - 1977 🤘 🎶
49
104
17
677
73,126
🎶 Christmas time…. 🙄🎶
Image from Brookranger (@Brookranger)
5
5
25
2,122
Cliff Richard is still getting online abuse....... He’s got himself some spying, talking, tweeting, stalking, living trolls......🙄
1
25
1,294
Just rang Argos to see if they had the game 'Operation' in stock . Apparently there's a two year waiting list.
44
64
5
655
12,146
Trees up finally 🎄
Image from Brookranger (@Brookranger)
3
31
1,192
I've only got three records in my collection, two by Meatloaf and one by Michael Jackson. So two out of three ain't Bad……🙄
3
2
25
1,792
Love to Terry. Love to his family and friends. Love to his fans. I miss him.
Image from Horace Panter (@horacepanterart)
53
181
12
2,986
116,991
I met Bonnie Tyler once…. She said “shall we go for a coffee”? I said “Starbucks”, she said no. I said “Costa”, she said no. I think she was holding out for a Nero 🙄 Morning all 👋
9
4
57
1,640
Happy Birthday Tommy Steele, BOTD in Bermondsey, Sarf East London in 1936 Good reason for a cockney singalong, here’s ‘Flash Bang Wallop’ youtu.be/KCP0-XfbyRU via @YouTube
Image from Brookranger (@Brookranger)
2
18
811
If you're here for Sundays yodelling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly orderly queue…..🙄
5
6
41
1,846
My dog only responds to commands in Catalan.. He's Espanyol.......🙄
6
2
23
1,857
🤣
Moz Perkins⚓️🇨🇶🇬🇧 Author 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 (@MozPerkins) profile pictureMoz Perkins⚓️🇨🇶🇬🇧 Author 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
@MozPerkins17 Dec 2023
Ah, the government…
Image from Moz Perkins⚓️🇨🇶🇬🇧 Author 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 (@MozPerkins)
12
74
1
297
7,516
My ex girlfriend said, "I can think of 14 reasons to leave you, plus your obsession with Tennis." I replied, "That's 15 love."….🙄
9
4
61
1,805
It’s a little known fact that there is a patron Saint of checking bread rolls as they come out of the oven…. Saint John The Bap Test 🙄 Morning all 👋
9
3
56
1,469
🙄
Image from Brookranger (@Brookranger)
11
14
94
3,097
I met Phil Spector's brother Crispin the other day... ...He’s head of quality control at Walkers....🙄
10
7
52
1,648
My mate works as a back doctor in Egypt He's a Cairopractor……..🙄 Afternoon all 👋
9
2
43
1,490
Just seen a sign "Turkey £29" in the butchers window... ...That's £400 cheaper than Tui 🙄……… Morning all 👋
4
16
561
My dog only lives with me on the weekends. During the week he sleeps at school. He's a Border Collie………🙄 Morning all 👋
12
1
40
1,137
Load more