Danny O'Connell

I'm that lady you see stuffing her face with boiling hot oatmeal at a red light at 7:30 am.

Watching the ant colony burn in hellfire after I put their log they live in into the fire pit is a lot tbh.

When I notice a dog is looking at me it’s a confidence boost

The 7 year old I’m babysitting was SHOCKED and DISGUSTED to find out there are chickens in her chicken pot pie.

Sandy Cheeks really said “home is where you’re surrounded by other critters that care about each other”

If you don’t accept me at my toast, then you don’t deserve me at my avocado toast

The CDC announced it is once again safe to kiss all the homies

TONIGHT! 5-8 pm EST! cutt.ly/GhOXYNi

I was not expecting the elevator music they play while on hold with the bank responsible for distributing unemployment money to be the soundtrack to my summer 😤😤😤kinda slaps tho 😴🤐

I can’t wait for this corona shit to blow over so we can get back to dismantling all of those little stacks of rocks the damn hippies keep constructing everywhere! We have a lot of ground to make up.

Y’all should post more yoga vids I really enjoy watching ur flow

When’s ur fting a great friend and her roommate shockguns a twisted tea 🥰🍻💞

If I can spell ur last name I’m probably secretly in love with u

If anyone challenges me to do push-ups on social media I won’t because I can’t

This girl ripped my heart out and highschool. Now she’s a famous musician. Fml

The sunset from the king soops parking lot hits entirely different

I know that Brita water be hittin different but I have to urge all of you to start going with the half tap method. It’s a great way to boost ur immune system to help combat the corona virus! #psa

Sorry but we’re only friends because ur mom lets me borrow her immersion blender whenever I want 🏄🏄🏄

Uber driver keeps yelling at me smh... Lemme eat my enormous, scalding hot bowl of mashed potatoes and gravy in peace 🙏

The nationwide closing of Toys R Us and all of the light leaving my life happened around the same time. Coincidence?