There’s some weird old man walking around with a beer and a mini stick and he just keeps slapping the living fuck out of it on tables and looking at people and smiling like it’s hilarious
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Autistic guy at my CVS got really excited I was purchasing Almond Mounds. Apparently his favorite candy bar. He let me take it for free as “a tip” for being a great customer. I asked him if he would get in trouble for doing that and he’s like yeah they get mad at me for giving stuff away every day