@BruceFraser

never satisfied metalhead | malthead | motorhead

 fucking Canada, eh
Joined January 2009
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@user84829272Oct 24
“Protect you and your family by following these 100 complicated new internet safety tips because AI is about to hack into everything” I’m gonna be honest man I’m just gonna have to see how this one pans out
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I'm just going to point out that there are two people at the start of this hike.
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@Ariszn12Oct 22
Every time you go to the post office the person in front of you has a problem that has never happened before in all of history.
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@omgsidewalksOct 21
I saw someone say they miss when the internet was a library and not a store and I’ll be damned if that’s not the realest thing I’ve seen all year.
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carl 🥦@NightlifeMingusOct 20
It’s probably good to spend hours reading the unfiltered thoughts of morons
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Today my feed was 50% of Jagmeet Singh holding a red bag
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Oh Canaduh
@CanaduhOhOct 18
Nobody: Canadians: wow that driveway must suck in the winter
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fallscroll > doomscroll
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Canadian alcohol lingo in 1988. credit: cbc 🇨🇦
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Gilgamesh@MichiganSworddOct 11
I think it’s very healthy to demote people from friends to pleasant acquaintances
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@GreatDismalOct 9
Having long been aware of those tech bros who read my work as utopian porn, where they’ve taken that doesn’t exactly surprise me.
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@luckyjudieOct 5
The corporate world with the obsession of “what support do you need” when no support is going to be offered is crazy
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Thank you demonic skull of wisdom
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ashing my nature valley bar out the window like a cigarette
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Alan Felyk
@AlanFelykSep 30
Hearing a noise while you’re in bed and wondering how expensive it will be to fix it.
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@mariana057Sep 30
Mentally saying "Wed-Nes-Day" when writing the word Wednesday.
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some guy@striderlogSep 29
Chris@citehchrisSep 29
you’re either eating grilled cheese with me or eating grilled cheese against me this fall
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Jordan@Jordan370462593Sep 30
Two grocery workers recreated The Prodigy’s “ Firestarter” WTF did I just watch 😧😳🫣😂
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@KnoxEndemicSep 30
Calling your friend’s house used to mean occasionally having a two minute conversation with his mother, father or sister before you even got to him You knew their voices. They knew who you were. His mom might ask how school was going The cell phone quietly removed an entire layer of low grade relationships from American life
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