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BryanExMachina retweeted
Finally, Microsoft has created the real time reality distortion field from the classic scifi novel "Don't Create the Real Time Reality Distortion Field"
Microsoft has filed a patent for an AI system that could rewrite what people say during livestreams in real time. It could change words depending on who's watching, taking into account their age, location, and language.
The idea is to clean up broadcasts by removing filler words, censoring swearing, or even replacing certain words.
The AI could also adjust the speaker's lip movements so viewers wouldn't notice anything had been changed.
22 years ago today, I went on my last ever first date. 5 years after that, on the same date, my last ever girlfriend became my wife.
I've been with my wife officially for half my life, and there isn't anyone else I would want to spend the rest of my life with.
So he's replacing the hardliner who acted completely behind the scenes with an even bigger hardliner who acted it all out in public.
Cool.
Me: *tells my AI agent what to do with explicit detail*
AI: Here.
Me: Did you take into account exactly what they showed us during reverse demos as I instructed?
AI: (the literal response word for word) Partly. The doc uses the reverse demos, but only lightly.
Since the Democrats won the House and Senate, and everyone very clearly voted against AI Datacenters, I have a proposal.
Trump was going to allegedly give us $5000 checks if Republicans won. In that spirit, Dems should give everyone 64gb of RAM.
BryanExMachina retweeted
Thomas Massie seeing all the GOP members walking in .
.@RepThomasMassie
Tomorrow will be 10 years without my father.
At least once a week I think about him, and how he'd have fucking loved that the last words I ever said to him were "Your car sounds like shit."
He'd probably love being alive more, but... here we are.
3 different women showed up to his funeral claiming to be his girlfriend. My brother, sister, nor myself had never heard of ANY of these women. One told us she had to leave because being there was "too hard". I hope she crashed on her way home.
I miss my father so much.
BryanExMachina retweeted
Instead of correcting course, the GOP chose to shoot the messenger and double down on stupid. (This tweet is one year old tomorrow.)
The mirror is right there on the wall, Mr. President.
BREAKING: Donald Trump and his top White House aides are reportedly preparing to directly blame Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth for the Republican midterm defeat, along with military commanders who pushed for war with Iran, per CNN and CBS News.
“Trump, always one to crowdsource an opinion, has asked allies about their thoughts on Hegseth’s performance of late,” sources told CNN.
CBS News also reports that Trump believes the election results would have been entirely different without the Iran war. Joint Chiefs Chairman Gen. Dan Caine and CENTCOM commander Gen. Brad Cooper are also reportedly facing scrutiny as Trump looks for someone to blame for the Republican midterm defeat.
BryanExMachina retweeted
Maybe the boomer Republicans who wanted Thomas Massie gone should sit the next one out
