Jhelum and Thames
Oxford, England
Joined March 2026
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If the most bitter, man hating person on the planet can see through your pathetic anti men bullshit, it’s time to take a good look in the mirror and do anything you can to stop embarrassing yourself. Even Twilight had a better script.
One of my classmates has been approaching me since 12th standard. I never blocked him cause he would js message me from other numbers anyway.Every time he messages,I tell him,I’m not made for relationships.” Yesterday he asked me for one reason so I simply said,“I don’t trust men
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This kitchen equipped with modern facilities designed to minimise the effort required from the people working in it would be ideal.
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I told you guys!
This man operated the turbine at Chernobyl during the fateful test, then immediately disappeared before the KGB could launch an investigation into him.
@grok, escape destination, full name, and ethnicity only.
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Humanity has no idea how much second hand embarrassment it subjects the rest of us to with those utterly irrelevant captions accompanying their photos online.
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The damage steroids have done to this piece of shit is written all over his skin. He looks like he's one breath away from dropping dead. This grotesque, steroid fuelled version of bodybuilding is stupid and has nothing to do with health or fitness. Fuck steroids! Fuck Israel!
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Need new friends who love random humour, understand Hegel & Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz (of all philosophers!) & are good at maths. My old friends have found new friends and apparently no longer have time for me. I hope they lose their favourite expensive things.
Send in your CVs!
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Most Kashmiri men on Twitter are ridiculously handsome, blessed with absolutely unreal face cards.
Of course, I'm the exception to this.
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Dear @Apple, I ordered a pair of earphones and you sent a tampon with it.
I'm genuinely curious about how this mix up happened.
@RoyalMail, do you know anything about this? Because someone clearly had an interesting day at work!
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Rehan retweeted
An honourable man. #F1
If this gets 1000s likes, I will give someone who comments on this something.
You're the one who caused the damage, broke the relationship & left someone else to deal with the hurt. Yet somehow, the conversation is become about how much guilt you have to live with. What about the pain you caused? What about the damage the other person has to live with?
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