Dipsay

for some reason, we're unable to get any footage from the ongoing conflict between the bugtopian peacekeepers and the robot-pirate alliance. we've sent out about a half-dozen teams of journalists, videographers, and so on and so forth... but for some reason, not of them come back! our top doctors have suggested this may be a consequence of something called "tonic disbelief"— by our estimations, the events at play on the battlefield are so sensational, so mind-bogglingly fantabulous, that the witness is unable to take their eyes off of it! so, we came up with a solution: we expose these test birdnars to the conflict, upon which they rapidly succumb to the effects of tonic disbelief— then, we film their reactions via a robot-controlled drone-thing, so as to avoid glimpsing the events directly. and viola! the footage you see here now. believe me, our drone pilot REALLY wanted to turn the camera around. but due to health concerns, we're unable to do so. if we did, then we couldn't post it! (from ig @ raptorresource)