Splatoon 1 and 2 veteran. Rank x competitive player. Buckets and brellas all day! IGN: Bucketman! or Farmer

West Virginia, USA
Joined January 2019
Dear Nintendo: Bucketman! has been seen splatting folks since launch day of Splatoon 1. However, I need at least one new mode before I jump aboard the Splatoon 3 bug-fest. Help me help you!
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Shooter players degrading machine players after the past few years is really something. I guess your movement buff, your fire rate buff, your end lag buff, your ink consumption buff, your accuracy buff, etc from Splat 2 has worn off?
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Seeing a lot of western pros on shooters losing the majority of fights to JP machine and blaster players. Latency + those hitboxes are tough to handle.Kinda gave me Splat 1 vibes when watching
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Same tired modes. Guess Im the only one super disappointed. The thought of painting another splat zone or riding another tower makes me cringe. Splat fest looks much improved and Salmon Run was my favorite part
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Any old school shooters in the mold of Robotron or Smash TV that anybody can recommend? I miss that genre
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About what I figured. Normally it was 75% Nikey but the machine goat went silent
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Can I even call myself a gamer anymore? Maybe I finally got too old for this shit. (Until the next Splatoon, Zelda, or Pikmin that is)
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Almost look like I know how to play this thing #Splatoon2 #NintendoSwitch
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Hmmmm.......Just saying on some map/modes vanilla is my favorite flavor #Splatoon2 #NintendoSwitch
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I hope every special in Splat 3 is at least 240p. Watching very strong players too afraid to approach objective or move in without armor or missiles is so disappointing. I understand its the “smart play” but I think it’s terrible for the game
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I'm voting for Steph Curry's long-distance shooting as the top signature move! #CurrySignatureMove

Why dont people paint in solo anymore?
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Another disappointing week on the comeback trail. Just makes me more determined to prove to myself I can still play this game. Strike up the Rocky music
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Ok, the frustration of being completely burned out on machine is less than being blocked by the tower pole 9 consecutive sloshes with slosher.
They get their false crowns so easily in Japan
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Tri makes Moray almost but not quite but in the ball park of on the borderline maybe someday fun #Splatoon2 #NintendoSwitch
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15-1, machine still works. Time to go back to slosher mediocrity
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Watching my youngest unlock ranked and play tc for the first time = Priceless!
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I wish I was young enough to be a 30 year old on Splatoon Twitter. Dern kids
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