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MACHINE GUN KELLY pulled KELLY KAY out of Logan Paul's party and fUck€d her A$$ standing up on the back of Logan's G-Wagon without lube 💀. She walked straight back into the party like nothing happened. Two days later, the Haemorrhoid showed up and years later she says she still carries the cream. Her message to MGK is brutal.
It happened at the 100th episode party of Logan's podcast, Impulsive. She'd recorded voice bits for their soundboard, so they invited her. She didn't really know anyone there. The guest that day? MGK. Nobody had planned anything.
After the show it turned into a party at Logan's house. MGK pulled her outside.
He had one text he always sent her when he wanted her to come over. She says it was their version of "Netflix and chill."
That night there was no bed. Just the back of Logan Paul's G-Wagon, standing up.
Then she walked straight back into the party.
A couple of days later the hemorrhoid showed up. She says she still carries the cream with her.
"I love you, but you f*cked up my a*shole for life."
Why did she go along with it?
"I liked it because he liked it. I'll kind of do anything for my man."
Sack the medical team, Absolute disgrace how these injuries have been managed!!!
We can confirm that Mohammed Kudus has suffered a setback in his return from injury.
The Ghana international forward suffered a significant quad injury during our Premier League fixture against Sunderland in January.
He had returned to team training during the past week, however will now require further specialist review and, potentially, surgery.
We will provide any relevant further updates in due course.
We're all with you, Mo 🤍
Incredibly sad this!! played at many a ground where this situation was considered the norm and seen a few near misses but in this day and age with all the funding about it shouldn't happen!!! RIP young lad 😢
Silly prat just contradicts himself 🤣
Saying Eze should go to arsenal over spurs because arsenal finished 2nd, spurs 17th (fair comment)..... and then, in the same breathe says Sesko did the right thing rejecting Newcastle 5th and choosing Utd 15th 🤣
Who's cutting onions? 🥺
Absolute Legend!!! #Thankssonny #tottenhamlegend
😢Son Heung-Min:
🏆“I hope they win all 5 competitions [including FA Cup/Carabao Cup]. That is my wish & hope.”
🤍“It’s time to say goodbye but Spurs will be always in my heart, I will cheer you on forever.”
#THFC | #COYS | #SPURS | #TOTTENHAM | #손흥민
Craig bunch retweeted
Well, this was awkward.
🇺🇸 Chris Robinson had to deal with his privates constantly coming out of their holder at today's 400m hurdles in Ostrava.
Clearly slowed him down a bit — but he still won in a SB of 48.05!
Competition wasn't stiff, obvz.
Craig bunch retweeted
This man is NOT the suspect. Please don’t share his image as the Liverpool suspect!
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Craig bunch retweeted
Spurs parade drunk rankings:
4. Rodrigo Bentancur
3. Pedro Porro
(Sizable gap)
2. Cuti Romero
1. Brennan Johnson
wow!!! 🤦♂️
BREAKING: Luis Rubiales found guilty over kissing Jenni Hermoso after Women's World Cup final
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"I hope there's a certain few that enjoyed me being the match-winner today!" 👀🤫
James Maddison on his celebration after scoring against Manchester United...

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